self-medication.
The dangers of self-medication. It is a good choice only in some specific cases ...
A young medical graduates and the father gives him a car. To premiere will go only to the north. Reaches puebo going to the gas station to refuel. The station was empty and no one cared. Honk and a boy appears and says:
- Lord is not going to meet anyone, the boss's daughter died and are all in the wake.
The boy thinks what I do now? Then, as he could no longer be going to the wake. He approaches the coffin and sees something strange. Called the father of the dead and says
- I am a doctor and this woman is not dead, is in a catatonic state. Do you groom the girl?
- Yes. "Says the father.
Then the young doctor says
- Well, bearing the body to a room and her boyfriend make love.
- Really doctor?
- Yes, take her to the room and the groom to make love. The groom takes the half-dead in the room, making love during one night and she comes back. The girl regained consciousness venues. All celebrate, the car loaded with gasoline and follows the doctor away. On the return trip after several days walking in the north, the doctor decides to go through the village to see how the girl was, to say hello to the nice people and get gas. Go to the station and plays the trumpet, and there was nobody. See the same kid as last time and says
- Doctor, thank goodness we came back, a week ago Don Zoilo grandfather died, and has given up the ass half the town and still not be resurrected.
- Moral: The medicine does not work very well at all. And above all ... Do not treat yourself! 
famous phrases absurd.
celebrities sometimes do not speak as well as they should. There goes the next compilation: Jennifer Lopez
"I have not committed any crime, which I was not enforcing the law." Christina Aguilera
"Does anyone know where will the Cannes festival this year?"
Ronaldo
"We lost because we did not win." Pamela Anderson
"It is not pollution that is harming the environment.'s The impurities in our air and our water that are doing it." Britney Spears
"Movies today are rare, they make you think." George Bush
"Most of our imports come from overseas." Mariah Carey
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can not mourn. I mean, I love to be skinny, but not with all those flies and death and those things. "
Brooke Shields" Smoking kills and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life. "
Victoria Beckham
" Never in my life I have read a book, I do not have time, I prefer buy records. "Shakira
" I will travel to Rome, because it is the birthplace of our Lord Jesus Christ. "
Steve McLaren" It's an inexperienced, but is an expert for everything that ever lived. "Jessica Simpson
" 23 years old, is about to be 25, which is to be between 20 and 30. "
Thierry Henry" Sometimes in football you have to score goals. "
Matthew McConaughey
"A man should smell like men. 20 years ago I do not use deodorant."
Piracy is good.
Who said piracy was bad? After seeing this picture, I hope that piracy is spreading throughout the world without any problem.
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a musician, one of the founders of rock and roll. Born in Highland Park, a suburb of Detroit, on July 6, 1925 and died in Texas on February 9, 1981.
Watch the video out there not familiar with the interpreter, but the song sure they heard it once in your life.
The Disco Retro today is for Bill Haley .
famous phrases absurd. celebrities sometimes do not speak as well as they should. There goes the next compilation: Jennifer Lopez
"I have not committed any crime, which I was not enforcing the law." Christina Aguilera
"Does anyone know where will the Cannes festival this year?"
Ronaldo
"We lost because we did not win." Pamela Anderson
"It is not pollution that is harming the environment.'s The impurities in our air and our water that are doing it." Britney Spears
"Movies today are rare, they make you think." George Bush
"Most of our imports come from overseas." Mariah Carey
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can not mourn. I mean, I love to be skinny, but not with all those flies and death and those things. "
Brooke Shields" Smoking kills and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life. "
Victoria Beckham
" Never in my life I have read a book, I do not have time, I prefer buy records. "Shakira
" I will travel to Rome, because it is the birthplace of our Lord Jesus Christ. "
Steve McLaren" It's an inexperienced, but is an expert for everything that ever lived. "Jessica Simpson
" 23 years old, is about to be 25, which is to be between 20 and 30. "
Thierry Henry" Sometimes in football you have to score goals. "
Matthew McConaughey
"A man should smell like men. 20 years ago I do not use deodorant."
Piracy is good. Who said piracy was bad? After seeing this picture, I hope that piracy is spreading throughout the world without any problem.
Retro Disco. Today we dedicate this space for a musician, one of the founders of rock and roll. Born in Highland Park, a suburb of Detroit, on July 6, 1925 and died in Texas on February 9, 1981.
Watch the video out there not familiar with the interpreter, but the song sure they heard it once in your life.
The Disco Retro today is for Bill Haley .
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