Euthanasia.
Joke Courtesy Of Maria's Blog Collective Unconscious .
Last night my dad and I were sitting in the living room of the house chatting about things in life ... and more ... we were talking about it to live / die.
I said, Dad, never let me live in a vegetative state, depending on machines and liquids from a bottle.
If I ever see in this state, please do not hesitate and unplug appliances that keep me alive.
So ..., my Dad got up with a face of wonder y. .. I unplugged the TV, DVD, cable, internet, pc, mp3, playstation, fixed telephone, I take my cell phone, notebook and I threw all the beer ...!!
who gave him birth, old shit! Was not so ...!
I almost died!!
Things we learned from American movies.
* In any police investigation that price, you must visit at least a strip club.
* All telephone numbers begin with U.S. 555.
* Most dogs are immortal.
* If someone is chasing you through the center of the city, you can always take them off sneaking off between the participants of the parade of St. Patrick's Day, whatever the season.
* All beds have become stuck in reaching to the armpits in the case of women, and even hip, in the case of men.
* All bags of groceries must contain at least a loaf of bread sticking out a bit.
* It is easy to fly a plane and land it if there is someone in the control tower that can handle the operation by radio.
* Once applied, lipstick, it is impossible to run the color ... but do diving.
* Ventilation systems in buildings are the ideal hiding place: nobody I happen to look at them and also serve to highlight any part of the building without difficulty.
* If you have to reload the gun, always have enough ammunition, even if you're naked.
* It is very likely to survive any battle, unless you make the mistake of teaching someone a photo of your girlfriend.
* If you have to impersonate a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language, to have a German accent will do.
* If the city is threatened by a natural disaster or some kind of monster, the mayor's main concern will always be the future trade show or your next art exhibition.
* Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
* A man does not flinch while taking a beating in the championship, but complains when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
* If at some point is a glass of considerable size (especially if you have two men) is that someone will cross it in a moment.
* The police commissioner is almost always black.
* If you have to pay a taxi, do not look for a ticket in your wallet, takes what you have in your pocket at random. Always be the exact amount.
* The crossbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from any part of the universe.
* Kitchens do not have light switches. If you walk into a kitchen at night, by opening the refrigerator and be enlightened with the light interior.
* In the case of ghosts or haunted house, women should investigate any strange noise some dressed only in lingerie or underwear.
* Word processors never display a cursor, but always opens with a screen that says: Enter the password. This rule can be extended to all computer systems in general, only possible to drive for piano keyboard.
* Every morning, mothers always cook eggs, bacon and waffles for the whole family, although her husband and their children will not have time to eat.
* Cars that crash almost always end up blowing up, burning or both.
* The police commissioner shall dismiss the detective always preferred, or give him 48 hours to finish the job. * A single match
used to illuminate a room the size of a football stadium.
* The inhabitants of medieval towns and villages had perfect teeth.
* Even in the twentieth century can fire guns against an object that is out of reach, XXIII century people have lost this technology.
* Any person who suffers a nightmare, will join at once in bed and gasp sweaty.
* Needless to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations. * While we drive
a perfectly straight downhill, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel left and right every so often.
* The pumps are equipped with timers that have screens with large red numbers so that one knows when they will explode.
* It is always possible to park in front of the building you will visit.
* A detective only solve a case that has been dismissed or fired.
* If you decide to start dancing in the street, you'll notice that everyone around you knows the steps.
* Almost any laptop has enough power to break the communications system of invasive alien civilization, and also uses the same programming language ...
* No matter if your enemies outnumber you during a fight involving martial arts: attack you one by one, as expected, with aggressive gesture, to go running with their peers.
* If a person remains unconscious after being hit on the head, never suffer concussion or brain damage.
* No need to participate in a car chase in a hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will suffer an untimely fainting.
* Police stations submit their agents to tests that have the personality to patrol partner to another is precisely the opposite of him.
* When they are alone, foreigners prefer to speak English among themselves.
* There is always a chainsaw hand if you need it.
* In seconds, no lock can resist if you have at hand a credit card or a clip, unless the only gateway to a burning house with a child trapped inside.
* A electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will not leave lasting damage in a child of eight years. * In the news
always give a story that has a direct relationship with yourself at that moment.
note, news flash!
Mickey Mouse has been arrested! It seems odd scam was planned with SpongeBob.
I knew that behind these characters had something hidden. XD
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space duo Dutch rapper Ray Slijngaard and singer Anita Doth between 1991 and 1996, and Romy and Marion in 1998. This became the first hybrid of hardcore, underground and pop.
are known thanks to its appearance in the game Dance Dance Revolution with his song Twilight Zone, Maximum Overdrive, No Limit and Tribal Dance, and the appearance of short tracks in films like Space Jam and Final Destination 3.
This video song is widely used in some sporting events. Listen to it and remember. The Disco Retro
today is to 2 Unlimited .
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