Secretary smart.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed that her boss had his fly open. He finished the dictation and prepared to leave the office when, before closing the door, said:
- Certainly, sir, the door of his headquarters is open.
The man did not understand the commentary, however, he soon realized that the closure of his pants was down. The man was amused the way in which his secretary had referred to the small incident and decided to take the opportunity to flirt a bit, so called his office:
- Tell me, Miss, when he saw my barracks door was open, why do not happen was also a soldier at attention?
- Oh, no, sir! All I saw was a war veteran thrown helpless two year old backpacks.
face of all this is a moral : "Who says you should not, listen to what they should not"
Signs that it is better to terminate night.
1. No you have not the faintest idea of \u200b\u200bwhere your friends / os.
2. You do not have any idea of \u200b\u200bwhere you left the car ... for ... did you come by car?
3. You are fully convinced or that dancing with your arms above your head, shaking the c *** and yelling WOO HOO is truly the world's sexiest step.
4. Suddenly you decide you want someone tubes and honestly think you can do it.
5. You start singing 80's songs loudly ... and you show off your dancing skills to the car next to you ...
6. Every 10 minutes you have a tremendous need to go to the bathroom.
7. When you sit, the people and the room begin to spin.
8. Drag both the language which nobody understands what you say and when they ask "what?" not even you remember what you were talking.
9. You think of the bright idea that you're going to create less problems for your friend staying to sleep in the house of some sort.
10. You discover that you are taking a glass that is neither yours ... do not know where did you get ....
11. Really excited to show you when someone offers you money for giving a kiss to your friend or (when in fact they have done for free).
12. Suddenly you discover that you started smoking and actually doing what you do well.
13. Your makeup is smeared all over your face ... and somehow you managed to squeeze 5 types .. fine yours ...
14. The need to take off articles clothing becomes incredibly intolerable.
15. It seems that your eyes have no desire to stay open by themselves, then keep them half closed and you start to believe that high is really sexy ....
16. Puteás the bartender, because you think that is screwing you and gave you just grapefruit, but that's just because you feel you no longer taste the vodka more ...
17. You think you're in your bed ... but your pillow feels too much like the bathroom floor ...
18. Your hugs seem increasingly wrestling moves.
19. You start to believe you're a very good dancer and within the reach becomes your dance partner.
20. You got shoes ... because you believe it is their fault that you can not walk properly ....
21. At a time when you are preparing to leave ... and suddenly you're shot or in an armchair, and you can not remember what happened in the middle.
22. You call your ex girlfriend or a million times, will you let you send messages and voice mails saying they should be more often ...
23. Suddenly you discover you hugging strangers and holding long conversations about your life with people who did not see before, or seem to care much.
24. The only way to decipher what you're taking is because of the color (and hopefully) because all have the same taste.
Play Bambi.
I was amazed when I saw this toy, and more when I saw it of the Disney brand. Bambi did not know that he likes to take for ... ahem. XD
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a rock musician who was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina on October 23, 1951. It is one of the most recognized performers, composers and producers South American rock. Sui Generis of the duo, the band making machine Birds and Seru Giran.
Not my personal taste, but I have to admit I like this topic. Watch and listen video. The Disco Retro
today is to Charly García.
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