The dog, the leopard and monkey.
A man goes hunting to Africa and takes his dog to not feel alone in that place. One day, in the expedition, the dog, running after a butterfly leaves the group, gets lost and begins to wander alone Porla jungle. In this he sees how far he is a huge panther in full career. Seeing that the panther is going to eat, think fast what to do .. Seeing a pile of bones of a dead animal begins to chew. Then, when the panther is about to attack, the dog says
- Oh, how cute panther I just eat!.
The panther overhears and dry braking, turns and exits in terror thinking
Who knows what animal is this, I'm not going to eat me too!.
A monkey who was perched on a nearby tree and had seen and heard the scene runs after the panther to tell how the dog deceived:
- I'll be stupid. These bones were already there, plus a simple dog.
the puppy reaches realize the bitch that makes the monkey.
After the monkey Panther told the story of what he saw, the latter very angry tells the monkey
- Get on my back, let's see where that dog who eats who!.
And come running to find the puppy. The dog sees how far he comes back the panther, this time with the monkey gossip.
- now what do I do??, He thinks. all scared the dog.
So instead of running away, he sits with his back as if he had not seen, and as the leopard is about to attack again, the dog says
- This monkey son of a bitch, half an hour ago that I sent him to bring me another leopard, and still does not appear!
MORAL: "IN TIMES OF CRISIS, JUST IMAGINATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KNOWLEDGE.
Try to be imaginative as the dog avoid being stupid like the panther, but never be such a bastard as MONO. 
Tirotera Fashion: What to wear to win?.
Tirotera Fashion: What to wear to win?. There are many vices of fashionable men and women. Today we will start seeing only some of them.
shirt button
shirt button
Many men make the mistake of latching the top button of his shirt and almost acogotar to appear more seasoned.
Stop breathing your neck, not self-asphyxiation with the button of his shirt, and hang with the tie.
Open the top button of his shirt as chance so you can see some of the base of the neck. Nor fall at the end of tropical singer using both neck to see to it pubic hair shirt. Throw in
Unless you're a teenager less than fifteen years, a rapper / hip hop / reggaeton artist of wide experience, or just lost ten kilos in a single afternoon, has no justification to use the pants below the waist.
The high shot
Stop breathing your neck, not self-asphyxiation with the button of his shirt, and hang with the tie.
Open the top button of his shirt as chance so you can see some of the base of the neck. Nor fall at the end of tropical singer using both neck to see to it pubic hair shirt. Throw in
Unless you're a teenager less than fifteen years, a rapper / hip hop / reggaeton artist of wide experience, or just lost ten kilos in a single afternoon, has no justification to use the pants below the waist.
The high shot
The ultimate sign of aging male is the height at which use pants. As young teenagers have them in the knees, as men age tends to go up the waistband down to the version impresentable strapless dress pants.
Worse is when the belt above the belly is set too so it does not slip his pants and left with an extra pinch that looks more like a pedestal made in craft class of primary school for a six years that were not devoted to sculpture in a pair as God intended.
If accompanied with handles is even worse.
white stockings
Unless you're Michael Jackson in 1989, contesting Wimbledon tennis or play central marker for Real Madrid have no excuse to use white socks. Stay away of them.
The combo dominated
You realize that someone is totally dominated a couple and only see it from the moment you see it with the following combination: Bermuda sport
beige dress, Lacoste shirt or green polo neck similar blue, water shoes and socks.
If you're getting dressed, dear friend, you must go through a process of social rehabilitation and vestuarística.
and nudity stockings
There is a natural order that one must undress before having sex. Usually comes first shirt or shirt, obviously the shoes must be removed before anything below to avoid the penguin, but ...
is key the following order. There is a small window of opportunity between taking off shoes and pants because of the fever, that must be used to pump two means, without jeopardizing the future of the bedridden.
If you miss that opportunity, you will lose the ability to have good sex: You will be a naked man and half (if they are white even worse). No respecting woman allow a man with half-naked and touch her hair. And if you do ... you should ask yourself why.
Well ladies and friends, I hope it will be useful, or at least to avoid major mistakes costume.
I welcome your comments.
Worse is when the belt above the belly is set too so it does not slip his pants and left with an extra pinch that looks more like a pedestal made in craft class of primary school for a six years that were not devoted to sculpture in a pair as God intended.
If accompanied with handles is even worse.
white stockings
Unless you're Michael Jackson in 1989, contesting Wimbledon tennis or play central marker for Real Madrid have no excuse to use white socks. Stay away of them.
The combo dominated
You realize that someone is totally dominated a couple and only see it from the moment you see it with the following combination: Bermuda sport
beige dress, Lacoste shirt or green polo neck similar blue, water shoes and socks.
If you're getting dressed, dear friend, you must go through a process of social rehabilitation and vestuarística.
and nudity stockings
There is a natural order that one must undress before having sex. Usually comes first shirt or shirt, obviously the shoes must be removed before anything below to avoid the penguin, but ...
is key the following order. There is a small window of opportunity between taking off shoes and pants because of the fever, that must be used to pump two means, without jeopardizing the future of the bedridden.
If you miss that opportunity, you will lose the ability to have good sex: You will be a naked man and half (if they are white even worse). No respecting woman allow a man with half-naked and touch her hair. And if you do ... you should ask yourself why.
Well ladies and friends, I hope it will be useful, or at least to avoid major mistakes costume.
I welcome your comments.
Justice!. Al Fin justice was done ... I get the expected chapter ... The Runner Coyote eats, leave them below the video for what I still have not seen. Now we just need to eat Tweety Silvester.!
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a English pop group active between 1981 and 1992, the period to which we must add a brief comeback in 1998 after six years of silence, a comeback that lasted just eight months from the double disc edition of a compilation that included seven new songs recorded for the occasion.
As I always say if you do not know the group, watch the video and listen that will surely one day it came to listen.
The Disco Retro today is to Mecano.
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