The lawyer and the blonde (who said they were stupid?).
A lawyer and a blonde are in adjacent seats during a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.
The lawyer asks the blonde if she would like to play a very entertaining game. She declines the offer and turns. The lawyer insists
"The game is really easy and very entertaining, I make you a question, and if you do not know the answer, you pay me, then I question you, and if not I have to answer pay.
- no thanks, I want to sleep ...
- Okay, what if you only pay me $ 5?, But if I do not know the answer, you pay 500?
- is well ..
- What is the distance between the earth and the moon? The blonde does not say anything, he reaches into his pocket, pulls out a $ 5 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
And now it's time for the blonde. and asks the attorney:
- What goes up a hill with three legs, and down with four?
The lawyer looks quite puzzled. Take your laptop and searches all his references. Jump to AirPhones with your modem and all Internet tracks, and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated and angry, send e-mails to all colleagues and friends. Everything is in vain ... After more than an hour looking for any possible response gives up.
Wake the blonde and hands her a $ 500 ticket. The blonde takes the ticket, save it, and turns to go back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is really shocked, asks:
- Well? what was the response? Again without a word, the blonde reaches into his pocket, gives it a 5 bill to the lawyer, and close your eyes to sleep. 
Classification of mucus.
Classification of mucus. if you are eating do not read it NOW, do it AFTER.
Under of approaching winter weather, and since it comes with respiratory diseases, it is timely to consider the following classification of snot:
Moco nostalgic : is the mucus that you ate in childhood and remember every time you try something Saladin.
Moco menstrual type: is one that is bloody.
Hulk Moco type: is green, green.
Moco Bart Simpson, is completely yellow.
Moco suicide: the one that shoots the gap when you sneeze.
Moco trapeze: the one who walks, a thread hanging from your nose when you get a coughing fit.
Mucus choose the back door: the sliding down your throat and you pull it out thinking it is a label it a gob.
Moco murderer: the one that threatens your life to cut your breath at night.
Moco hourglass : is that you walk dripping from your nose when you have the flu.
Moco is striking: it is that you can not avoid looking at the tissue when you just sound.
Moco love: is that you leave muddy on the cheek when you give your girlfriend a kiss.
Moco clinging : is the mucus that clings to stay glued to your finger once you take it out of the nose.
Moco thorny: the one that comes mixed with nose hair.
Moco clandestine: it is he who embarrass the wall or on the bottom of a cabinet, tratando de que nadie se de cuenta.
Moco sentimental : es aquel que se te sale con las lágrimas.
Moco despreocupado : es con el que se oye un silbido cuando respiras.
Moco del cielo (o de las alturas): es el moco que le muestras a los demás cuando levantas la cabeza y miras hacia arriba.
Moco cerveza : es el que tiene consistencia espumosa.
Moco pompa de jabón : es el que inflas en algún orificio de tu nariz and breaks like a soap bubble.
Moco surprise: it is that you find on your pillow when you wake in the morning.
Moco aphrodisiac: it seems that is an order of oysters.
Moco expansive, is what is so abundant that you spread on your face when blowing.
Moco orchestra: it is he who in the midst of a sneeze, exceptionally strong, comes accompanied by a spittlebug, a few tears, a stream of urine and fart.
Moco nutritional : the one that comes with food (typically a few grains of rice or a seed of joy) that rises from the throat to the nose.
Moco pornographic: it is that looks like semen.
Moco comet, is that, to get it off your finger, it appears that viscous drag a tail ten times longer than him.
Moco Bubbalo : is that looks dry but has a liquid center.
Moco Ping Pong: the one that when you take it out, you are so solid that you can not resist the temptation to make a ball with him
slippery mucus, is one that every so often you have to aim for is to come out of your nose.
Moco crystal: it is he who swear that is a drop of water ... until you play.
Moco milk and cookies: the one that comes out of your nose, mixed with your breakfast, when you're choking.
Moco escapist : is that you take off the nose and find out, terrified, do not know where it was.
Moco treacherous, is the feeling that you get when you're giving a speech.
Moco that meets the dirt: is that when you take it out with your finger hides the dirt from your nails.
Moco mask: when you embarrass your face with mucus and, when dried, forms a film on the skin (leaves you so soft!).
Moco sadistic: the one that fills your nose right on the day that you forget the scarf.
Moco fingerprint : is that what you can not get on the scene of a crime because it could be printed your fingerprints on it.
Moco in shirtsleeves : the one with which, in the absence of tissue, using the sleeve to limpiártelo.
Moco Batman: when you blow always makes a 'batidillo' (and believed that the nose is the Batcave).
not steal. cartelito Definitely gives good advice. The author used a language unique and yet very clear, so that everyone understands.
Retro Disco. never thought the day would come to put this ...
Today we dedicate this space for a Mexican singer. He is the son of actors Veronica Castro and Manuel Valdés, "El Loco" (brother of Ramon Valdes, who portrayed Don Ramón in the program El Chavo del Ocho).
At eighteen he recorded his first album Agua Nueva (1992). This album was a huge success in sales and radio airplay.
In 1998 he participated in the soundtrack of the English version Disney film, Mulan, with 2 songs (Your Heart and strong men of action will be today.)
At eighteen he recorded his first album Agua Nueva (1992). This album was a huge success in sales and radio airplay.
In 1998 he participated in the soundtrack of the English version Disney film, Mulan, with 2 songs (Your Heart and strong men of action will be today.)
Personally I do not like singing "the bullet" this, but we must recognize that this song was catchy.
The Disco Retro today is for Christian Castro .
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