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How did the grandpa?. / / WHY !!!???.// have to declare war as Ukraine.

How grandfather died?.

grandfather died at age 95. The grandchild will
condolences to his grandmother 90 years and finds the old woman crying and comforting hugs.
A while later, when calmer note, the grandson takes and asks
"Grandma, how my grandfather died?
"It was making love, the woman confesses ...

The boy replies that people aged 90 and over should not have sex because it is very dangerous. But the grandmother explains: "We did
only on Sundays, for five years, with much quiet, the rhythm of the bells of the church, 'ding' to put it, 'dong' to remove it ....
- What went wrong grandma? asks the grandson ....
- AY, MY SON!
HAPPENED @ PUT THE SON OF THE SYNDROME THAT DAMN BELL ICE CREAM!

WHY !!!???.
1 - Why do I tell my dog \u200b\u200bthings as if I were to understand?
2 - Why do dogs bark at cars?
3 - Why do we close the fist when we look at the time?
4 - Why turn up the volume on the TV when watching a movie in English?
5 - Why no one reads the terms and conditions when you install a program?
6 - Why eat mashed when chew well?
7 - Because when we shame we get red?
8 - Why study tour is called if not already tested?
9 - Why is the road back is always shorter?
10 - Why do not we remember the last time before falling asleep?
11 - msn icons are they men or women?
12 - Why do you never leave things when we want to show?
13 - Because when they ask for applause applause makes the rest?
14 - When created the watch how they knew the time?
15 - Because when we buy something we find it cheaper elsewhere?
16 - Why in the waiting room of the hospital speak softly?
17 - Why nobody reads the credits?
18 - "Because at night the mosquitoes fly near your ear?
19 - Why do we say that the lion is the king of the jungle if you live in the savanna?
20 - Why is called chameleon if not a bed or a lion?
21 - Why do all the characters in the jokes is always called Louie?
22 - Why is it funny when dogs stand on two legs if we do the same?
23 - Why do women go for two to the bathroom?
24 - Why is the white wine is yellow?
25 - Ice cream making or eating?
26 - Why it is called a lift if we also descend?
27 - Women are called "cutlets milan?
28 - Why do we cling when we hit where it hurts?
29 - Why do you never understand the point of doctors?
30 - Why do we celebrate the day of the spring and not the other seasons?
31 - How to know when a CD is scratched up?
32 - "If we get angry flash picture superman?
33 - Why do they say when you lose a team lost and when you win say we won?