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The lawyer and the blonde (who said they were stupid ?).// Classification of mucus. / / Do not steal.

The lawyer and the blonde (who said they were stupid?).

A lawyer and a blonde are in adjacent seats during a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The lawyer asks the blonde if she would like to play a very entertaining game. She declines the offer and turns. The lawyer insists

"The game is really easy and very entertaining, I make you a question, and if you do not know the answer, you pay me, then I question you, and if not I have to answer pay.

- no thanks, I want to sleep ...

- Okay, what if you only pay me $ 5?, But if I do not know the answer, you pay 500?

- is well ..

- What is the distance between the earth and the moon? The blonde does not say anything, he reaches into his pocket, pulls out a $ 5 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

And now it's time for the blonde. and asks the attorney:

- What goes up a hill with three legs, and down with four?

The lawyer looks quite puzzled. Take your laptop and searches all his references. Jump to AirPhones with your modem and all Internet tracks, and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated and angry, send e-mails to all colleagues and friends. Everything is in vain ... After more than an hour looking for any possible response gives up.

Wake the blonde and hands her a $ 500 ticket. The blonde takes the ticket, save it, and turns to go back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is really shocked, asks:

- Well? what was the response? Again without a word, the blonde reaches into his pocket, gives it a 5 bill to the lawyer, and close your eyes to sleep. Classification of mucus.

if you are eating do not read it NOW, do it AFTER.

Under of approaching winter weather, and since it comes with respiratory diseases, it is timely to consider the following classification of snot:

Moco nostalgic : is the mucus that you ate in childhood and remember every time you try something Saladin.

Moco menstrual type: is one that is bloody.

Hulk Moco type: is green, green.

Moco Bart Simpson, is completely yellow.

Moco suicide: the one that shoots the gap when you sneeze.

Moco trapeze: the one who walks, a thread hanging from your nose when you get a coughing fit.

Mucus choose the back door: the sliding down your throat and you pull it out thinking it is a label it a gob.

Moco murderer: the one that threatens your life to cut your breath at night.

Moco hourglass : is that you walk dripping from your nose when you have the flu.

Moco is striking: it is that you can not avoid looking at the tissue when you just sound.

Moco love: is that you leave muddy on the cheek when you give your girlfriend a kiss.

Moco clinging : is the mucus that clings to stay glued to your finger once you take it out of the nose.

Moco thorny: the one that comes mixed with nose hair.

Moco clandestine: it is he who embarrass the wall or on the bottom of a cabinet, tratando de que nadie se de cuenta.

Moco sentimental : es aquel que se te sale con las lágrimas.

Moco despreocupado : es con el que se oye un silbido cuando respiras.

Moco del cielo (o de las alturas): es el moco que le muestras a los demás cuando levantas la cabeza y miras hacia arriba.

Moco cerveza : es el que tiene consistencia espumosa.

Moco pompa de jabón : es el que inflas en algún orificio de tu nariz and breaks like a soap bubble.

Moco surprise: it is that you find on your pillow when you wake in the morning.

Moco aphrodisiac: it seems that is an order of oysters.

Moco expansive, is what is so abundant that you spread on your face when blowing.

Moco orchestra: it is he who in the midst of a sneeze, exceptionally strong, comes accompanied by a spittlebug, a few tears, a stream of urine and fart.

Moco nutritional : the one that comes with food (typically a few grains of rice or a seed of joy) that rises from the throat to the nose.

Moco pornographic: it is that looks like semen.

Moco comet, is that, to get it off your finger, it appears that viscous drag a tail ten times longer than him.

Moco Bubbalo : is that looks dry but has a liquid center.

Moco Ping Pong: the one that when you take it out, you are so solid that you can not resist the temptation to make a ball with him

slippery mucus, is one that every so often you have to aim for is to come out of your nose.

Moco crystal: it is he who swear that is a drop of water ... until you play.

Moco milk and cookies: the one that comes out of your nose, mixed with your breakfast, when you're choking.

Moco escapist : is that you take off the nose and find out, terrified, do not know where it was.

Moco treacherous, is the feeling that you get when you're giving a speech.

Moco that meets the dirt: is that when you take it out with your finger hides the dirt from your nails.

Moco mask: when you embarrass your face with mucus and, when dried, forms a film on the skin (leaves you so soft!).

Moco sadistic: the one that fills your nose right on the day that you forget the scarf.

Moco fingerprint : is that what you can not get on the scene of a crime because it could be printed your fingerprints on it.

Moco in shirtsleeves : the one with which, in the absence of tissue, using the sleeve to limpiártelo.

Moco Batman: when you blow always makes a 'batidillo' (and believed that the nose is the Batcave).

not steal.
cartelito Definitely gives good advice. The author used a language unique and yet very clear, so that everyone understands.
Retro Disco.

never thought the day would come to put this ...

Today we dedicate this space for a Mexican singer. He is the son of actors Veronica Castro and Manuel Valdés, "El Loco" (brother of Ramon Valdes, who portrayed Don Ramón in the program El Chavo del Ocho).
At eighteen he recorded his first album Agua Nueva (1992). This album was a huge success in sales and radio airplay.
In 1998 he participated in the soundtrack of the English version Disney film, Mulan, with 2 songs (Your Heart and strong men of action will be today.)

Personally I do not like singing "the bullet" this, but we must recognize that this song was catchy.

The Disco Retro today is for Christian Castro .

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The dog, the leopard and monkey. / / Fashion Tirotera: How to Dress to win?. / / Justice!.

The dog, the leopard and monkey.

A man goes hunting to Africa and takes his dog to not feel alone in that place. One day, in the expedition, the dog, running after a butterfly leaves the group, gets lost and begins to wander alone Porla jungle. In this he sees how far he is a huge panther in full career. Seeing that the panther is going to eat, think fast what to do .. Seeing a pile of bones of a dead animal begins to chew. Then, when the panther is about to attack, the dog says

- Oh, how cute panther I just eat!.

The panther overhears and dry braking, turns and exits in terror thinking

Who knows what animal is this, I'm not going to eat me too!.

A monkey who was perched on a nearby tree and had seen and heard the scene runs after the panther to tell how the dog deceived:

- I'll be stupid. These bones were already there, plus a simple dog.

the puppy reaches realize the bitch that makes the monkey.

After the monkey Panther told the story of what he saw, the latter very angry tells the monkey

- Get on my back, let's see where that dog who eats who!.

And come running to find the puppy. The dog sees how far he comes back the panther, this time with the monkey gossip.

- now what do I do??, He thinks. all scared the dog.

So instead of running away, he sits with his back as if he had not seen, and as the leopard is about to attack again, the dog says

- This monkey son of a bitch, half an hour ago that I sent him to bring me another leopard, and still does not appear!

MORAL: "IN TIMES OF CRISIS, JUST IMAGINATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KNOWLEDGE.

Try to be imaginative as the dog avoid being stupid like the panther, but never be such a bastard as MONO. Tirotera Fashion: What to wear to win?.

There are many vices of fashionable men and women. Today we will start seeing only some of them.
shirt button

Many men make the mistake of latching the top button of his shirt and almost acogotar to appear more seasoned.
Stop breathing your neck, not self-asphyxiation with the button of his shirt, and hang with the tie.
Open the top button of his shirt as chance so you can see some of the base of the neck. Nor fall at the end of tropical singer using both neck to see to it pubic hair shirt. Throw in

Unless you're a teenager less than fifteen years, a rapper / hip hop / reggaeton artist of wide experience, or just lost ten kilos in a single afternoon, has no justification to use the pants below the waist.
The high shot

The ultimate sign of aging male is the height at which use pants. As young teenagers have them in the knees, as men age tends to go up the waistband down to the version impresentable strapless dress pants.
Worse is when the belt above the belly is set too so it does not slip his pants and left with an extra pinch that looks more like a pedestal made in craft class of primary school for a six years that were not devoted to sculpture in a pair as God intended.
If accompanied with handles is even worse.
white stockings
Unless you're Michael Jackson in 1989, contesting Wimbledon tennis or play central marker for Real Madrid have no excuse to use white socks. Stay away of them.
The combo dominated
You realize that someone is totally dominated a couple and only see it from the moment you see it with the following combination: Bermuda sport
beige dress, Lacoste shirt or green polo neck similar blue, water shoes and socks.
If you're getting dressed, dear friend, you must go through a process of social rehabilitation and vestuarística.
and nudity stockings
There is a natural order that one must undress before having sex. Usually comes first shirt or shirt, obviously the shoes must be removed before anything below to avoid the penguin, but ...
is key the following order. There is a small window of opportunity between taking off shoes and pants because of the fever, that must be used to pump two means, without jeopardizing the future of the bedridden.
If you miss that opportunity, you will lose the ability to have good sex: You will be a naked man and half (if they are white even worse). No respecting woman allow a man with half-naked and touch her hair. And if you do ... you should ask yourself why.
Well ladies and friends, I hope it will be useful, or at least to avoid major mistakes costume.
I welcome your comments.

Justice!.

Al Fin justice was done ... I get the expected chapter ... The Runner Coyote eats, leave them below the video for what I still have not seen. Now we just need to eat Tweety Silvester.!

Retro Disco.

Today we dedicate this space for a English pop group active between 1981 and 1992, the period to which we must add a brief comeback in 1998 after six years of silence, a comeback that lasted just eight months from the double disc edition of a compilation that included seven new songs recorded for the occasion.

As I always say if you do not know the group, watch the video and listen that will surely one day it came to listen.

The Disco Retro today is to Mecano.

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