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a celestial joke. / / How to Survive the Summer?. / / Batman and Darth Vader. Horned

A celestial joke.
A thief broke into a house with his flashlight in hand. When he heard a strange voice, as the grave, telling him:
- "God and Jesus are watching you."
The startled thief turned off the flashlight and then began to remember everything, all his past life, not knowing if it was the nerves that betrayed him or what ... ....
- "God and Jesus are watching you" ... ... came to listen.
lit the lantern again and saw a parrot a cage that he repeated:
- "God and Jesus are watching you."
wine thief is the soul and the body.
- "Loro shit, you scared me" ... .... "Where did it go?".
- "I'm Moses," replied the parrot.
- "Son of a bitch ... ..." "Who was it that made you Moses?".
- "It was the same bastard who put ... ... ..." God and Jesus ... ... ... .. the two rottweiller who are behind you ... ... and warn you that you are watching ... .... Asshole! ".

How to Survive the Summer?.
Came the southern hemisphere summer. And beyond global warming and the power of the sun, there are many other hazards that care, and that is why we left some tips to survive in the summer.
Say you leave it as a kind of handbook that will supply you with tips for singles, singles advice, tips for unmarried, married and tips on dating tips for guys and ladies wedding.
I hope you find it useful. We
straight to the point ... How to survive the summer?.
To Become The Single
joint review with a chiropractor and take lots of calcium and zinc. They will spend three months turning the neck from side to side looking clothes and loose bodies transparent cheesecloth. We are constantly ringing the neck. It is good to avoid health problems.

for unmarried women walk a lot and nearby downtown streets and construction sites. Not only is it good exercise, but it will help to build albañileriles compliments to maintain self-esteem in all months of necklines and garments covered Michelin man.

For The Married Look at the time that his wife take out the summer clothes closet and try it filed. At the first pledge not to get, go to the following comment: "Is that you should not wash clothes in hot water ... shrinkage, "or something similar. Whenever it is preferable that impairs his ability housewife do you ride the bike to have gained a following summer. Choose correctly.
for married
Stand firm and do not allow Year after year her husband's pants up, let alone whether or bermuda shorts. From the time the belt becomes the bellybutton is no turning back. The future looks a gentleman with pants at heart level and the belt closest to the natural place a collar to the waist. As soon as that fight signs of aging male, better survive you, because we agree ... if you are next to a man who wears his pants and ... also talks about his own aging, right?
for grooms
The heat has arrived and with it, his girlfriend starts to walk bare-chested in the world, and you should not be smiling happily as a sick jealous. Focus instead of "undressed as you walk your girlfriend," who walk undressed as all other women, and she can tell anything, and you can whizzed eyes left and right with impunity.
For brides
Summer is a wonderful opportunity to be comfortable and cool. You, who is a lady well, the draw with those intentions. Other tramp only do it to attract attention and display. Do not let the wave of hatred and jealousy for the destiny of the eyes of her boyfriend invade. Stress and anger ruin your complexion. No permits. Well, dear and beloved
buddies and girlfriends ... even here some tips to survive the summer.
hope you like and useful.
And remember: The summer can be worse ... especially when background sounds "song of the summer."

Batman and Darth Vader.
EXCLUSIVE: Batman and Darth Vader, the end had to go ...
we are waiting for some surprising statements of Robin, which said ... ... ... .. mmmm ... we were informed (Cronica TV record that goes back to interview him.).

Retro Disco.
Just as I thought it was going to put video to close the year ... I was also thinking that it would open video.
Well ... I chose the group is a group that never passed through the Disco Retro and is a great group.
Today we dedicate this space is a British rock music group that bases his compositions in the rock and roll, blues and rhythm and blues with The Beatles, with those who always rivaled in popularity, helped spearhead the so-called British invasion that occurred in the early '60s.
The band was founded in London in 1962 by its first leader, multi-instrumentalist Brian Jones, who would later be replaced in command by the creative pairing formed between the singer Mick Jagger and guitarist Keith Richards. With the inclusion of the pianist Ian Stewart, drummer Charlie Watts and bassist Bill Wyman would eventually form the first line. The Disco Retro
today is for The Rolling Stones .