Pink And Brown Themed Sweet 16

Nymphomaniacs Convention. / / Differences between friends and best friends. / / Hooked the laptop.

Nymphomaniacs Convention.

A man boards a plane at the airport in Mexico City to New York and sit discovers a gorgeous woman upon entering the plane. He realizes that goes to his seat and ... lottery, is accommodated in the place next door.
"Hi, question, business trip or vacation?
She looks at him and tells him so charming:
-Labor. I'll Annual Convention Nymphomaniacs in the United States.
swallows. Here is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, sitting next to him and going to a convention of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain a right attitude, he asks calmly
- What exactly do you do at this convention?
- Giving a lecture (answers). I speak from my experience, to demystify many myths about sexuality.
- Really? (Smiles) And what myths are those?
"Well, (she says), very popular one is that African Americans are the fittest men Physically, when in fact Navajo who possess this quality. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when in fact those of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories, are of Basque origin. "
Suddenly the woman is uncomfortable and blushes, "Excuse me, (he says), it really should not be talking about this with you, when not even your name.
-white feather, (you answer). White Feather Papadopulos Etxeberrigoikoa ... but my friends call me Patxi .

differences between friends and best friends.
Friend: I asked permission to take food or water.
Best Friend: The reason you have no food in the refrigerator. Amigo
: Call your parents as Lord and Lady.
Best Friend: KEEL told! and KEEL!
Friend: I would get out of jail.
Best Friend: I would be next to you telling you: that shit right? I hope they let us out soon.
Friend: Not seen you mourn.
Best Friend: Do not tell anyone that you cried but piss of laughter with you when you were not sad.
Friend: I borrow your stuff a couple of days and you the returns.
Best Friend: Lose your things and say 'fua ... not where I left off. "
Friend: only knows a few things about you.
Best Friend: I could write a book with all the things that have happened and the brutality they have done.
Friend: I'd stop talking if the others do.
Best Friend: Send to fuck you to stop talking. Amigo
: Touch the door of your house.
Best Friend: Sign up your room and shouts "There beer? '. Friends
: only for school.
Best Friends: 24 hours a day, 365 days a year for the rest of your life.
Friend: I removed the glass (so you're taking) when he sees that you're drunk.
Best Friend: Reeling goes by you and invites you to take another glass of (beer, wine etc). Amigo
: Read a mail with these comparisons and deleted and not forwarded to you.
Best Friend: I send it back. Take care of your
friends ....... and more to your best friends !

Hooked the laptop.
The boy in this picture is not shit with your new laptop . We are also engaged writing every day, but enough to not go to these lengths. xD cross my fingers do not end up like !

Retro Disco.

Today we dedicate this space to an Argentine tropical music singer, I play this hit cumbiero 90 '(time that I liked .. that was cumbia cumbia, and not now).

This singer has left an important legacy, "Violet" and also between those longings we have in our her hair hilarious memory (which will not be moved or a tsunami) and it was only overshadowed by their coordinated dance steps as the pace of which resembled a Robocop Dance Disco Stu rope butterfly.

The Disco Retro today is to Alcides.