Two casino employees were bored waiting in one of the tables. A stunning blonde is about to bet 6,000 euros for a single run. Said
- I hope you do not mind guys, but I have better luck with the betting playing completely nude.
is slowly removed all her clothes and said
- Yes, yes I won, I won!
started to jump and hug the 2 employees, such was his enthusiasm. When finished celebrating collected all his money and his clothes and left, the 2 employees still looked a little stunned and said to the other:
- How lucky is the blonde, what you get it?
- What I thought you were watching. Moral
: Not all blondes are stupid, however, all men are men.
COSMOPOLITAN What would if written by men?.
Who has not flipped at least waiting a Cosmopolitan magazine that treats the dentist (or doctor, or podiatrist, or whore sauna ..¿?)? Village While it is a clear dye feminist magazine, we also know that it is written more to laugh a while to get serious (though many do). Okay ... but what if one day all the writers of Cosmo were replaced by men? Then an example, how would a note of these characteristics:
Question: My husband wants to experience a threesome with me and my sister.
Answer: Your husband is clearly in love with you. Feels it has enough going for you so the very best that follows: your sister. Far from being angry about this, join the family situation. Why not also join your cousins? If you are still angry, let it go it alone with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a delicious meal and do not scold him for this behavior.
Question: My husband always wants oral sex makes it to the end.
Answer: Do it. Sperm is not only delicious, but contains only 10 calories per tablespoon. It is nutritious and helps keep your figure, aside from giving your skin smooth. Coincidentally, the man knows all this, their requests for oral sex make it to the end are selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for the man. This shows he loves you. The best thing you can do to thank your husband buy a nice expensive present, and prepare some delicious food.
Question: My husband spends his nights with his buddies.
Answer: This behavior is perfectly natural and should be respected. The man is a born hunter, and needs to prove his strength and agility with other men. Aside from being pleasurable, a night out with friends is stressful, then return to you is a relief for your partner. Remember how emotional and happy is your man when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do is buy a nice expensive present, cook a meal and do not scold him for this behavior.
Question: My husband has no idea where my clitoris.
Answer: Your clitoris is none of your man. If you need to play to do in your spare time. To help the family budget should record this on video and sell at the bazaar on Sunday. To take away the blame off, buy a nice expensive present and cook him a delicious meal.
Question: My husband is not interested in the foreplay to sex.
Answer: The foreplay is painful for the man. This means you do not love your man as much as you should, and does not strain to get 'the mood'. Abandon all wishes in this area, and conténtalo buying a nice expensive present and cook a meal.
Question: My husband has never caused me an orgasm.
Answer: The female orgasm is a myth. It is created by man-hating feminist activists resentful and dangerous for the family unit. Not to mention it again and show your love by buying a nice, expensive present and cook a delicious meal.
Question: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
Answer: Ask your boyfriend. He will know when the time is right. When it comes to sex, men are much more responsible, they are not confused emotionally as women. This is a fact.
Question: What should I do exactly when you have sex?
Answer: Again, Leave it to your boyfriend. The important thing is to remember that you must do what you ask without asking a single question. Sometimes it may seem strange and perverse as that is asking you to do. All do it anyway!
Question: What is the average time for intercourse?
Answer: There is no average time, but more than two minutes and is good. Less than that, possibly due to these pressing your man. When you have completed the act of sex, have a natural desire to leave suddenly, and go play soccer with his friends. Or maybe some other activity, like going with friends to a bar with the purpose of consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol and sharing personal thoughts with his buddies. Do not feel that makes you a hand, better get to wash and iron your clothes, clean the mess you leave, or perhaps be best to come out to buy an expensive gift. The return when ready.
Question: What does an 'after? "
Answer: After the man has finished making love, the need to recharge batteries. 'After' is just an important list of things you should do after making love. This includes lighting a cigarette, making a sandwich or spaghetti, bring a few beers, or leaving sleep while you go out to buy a nice, expensive gift.
Question: Does penis size matter?
Answer: Yes. Although many women say it's better quality than quantity, scientific studies show otherwise. The average size member is 5 inches erect. Any longer than that is extremely rare to find, and if for some reason your lover's penis is 10 centimeters or more, you should kneel down and thank the stars and God and do everything possible to please your man. For example, clean your house, cook a meal, wash and iron his clothes and go to the mall to buy a nice expensive gift!.
visual Torture.
this fashion to take his pants down is sometimes a bit nasty ...
Retro Disco.
I received praise and good reviews about the videos that I am choosing retro ... so today we're going to rave, pour a little and hit the pole, then ...
Today we dedicate this space for a English band in the summer of 2002 sold 12 million copies worldwide with her song was successful in the world ... until the Smurfs and danced resurrected this topic. The group is composed of three sisters named Muñoz.
Many wonder ... what will become of the lives of these girls ???... the gossips say "150 pesos at Once" XD. The Disco Retro
today is to Las Ketchup.
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