The surgeon and mechanic.
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head V12 engine belonging to a "Jaguar", when he saw a well known and renowned heart surgeon to enter your garage.
The surgeon was waiting to be served by the department head.
The mechanic shouted to the surgeon:
- Hey Doctor, I can I ask a question?
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. This, wiping his hands on a towel, threw the question ...
- See Doctor, take a look at this engine. He opened his heart, I took the valves and camshaft, managed the re-installed and when I finished, the engine ran like new. So why I get a salary so small while you get a lot of money, when both do basically the same job?
The surgeon leaned over quietly on the mechanic and said, almost whispering in his ear:
- Try it with the engine running .
SMS messages to congratulate Christmas.
Christmas is coming and we all look forward to send and receive the traditional Christmas message to congratulate the holidays. Here are some of the best collection to send to your buddies!:
1 .- Merry Christmas! It is too soon but I know so many people rich, beautiful and sexy I begin for the poor, miserable, slut, alcoholics and degenerates. 2 .- Movistar
wishes you Merry Christmas and gives him a night of sex. Send an sms with the word SEX to 069, put the phone in vibrate mode, mátaselo in the ass and we'll be calling us.
3 .- I wanted to send something funny, amazing, sweet, sexy, wild, sweet, erotic and very entertaining. But sorry, I do not get on the screen. Merry Christmas!
4 .- Notice to all people: the simulation of Peace and Love is complete. Keep the shrimp, insult her in-laws and Dissolve.
5 .- At this time Father Christmas gives us 2 words that will open many doors, pulling and pushing, jou jou jou. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
6. Congratulations, you have been selected to pull the sleigh of Santa Claus, a dwarf in a few days to visit him to measure the size of their horns.
7. I read your horoscope for 2009: HEALTH: the stars will smile. MONEY: the stars will smile. SEX: the stars are Descojonado. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
8. Where are you? We are looking everywhere. You have to go back, are very important and also well know that you can not make the crib without the donkey! MERRY CHRISTMAS.
9 .- Papa Noel has gone mad, has screwed on the reindeer, the dwarf and having the phone in his hand. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
10 .- Tell me how you call you ask me for Reyes! Merry Christmas .... ^. ^
11 .- Santa Claus has come and offered me to have the penis of 28 cm or a good memory, and I can not remember if I've congratulated Christmas. Happy holidays!
12 .- In these days of peace and love treat others with tolerance, just like me, send a message to a friend, Poof!
13 .- Never think that right is right because if you put a finger in the ass is right, but it is not right. The correct thing now is to wish Merry Christmas!
Fiesta university.
Today I talk about my college days, this time in that study was not important. What memories that fiestazos!!
Now seriously, tell me where are these universities that get back to studying.
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a rock group formed in Anaheim, California (USA). His music was in its infancy strongly influenced by the pop rock and ska, later evolving towards the Soft Rock. They are also influenced by Jamaican reggae styles. His most notable successes are "Just A Girl ',' Hella Good ',' Hey Baby ',' It's My Life" (Talk Talk cover versions), "Ex-Girlfriend" "Simple Kind of Life ',' New 'and his most famous" Do not Speak. " The Disco Retro
today is to No Doubt.
TO ALL READERS OF THIS HUMBLE BLOG I WISH TO HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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