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Horned .
was a gentleman leaving his house
to take public transportation whenever another man told him: "Goodbye
, cuckold.
And he did not understand, and went 5, 6, 7 days and the same.
Then the Lord says to his wife:
"Hey, you know that every day one man says:" Goodbye Cuckold. "
And the next day when he left home the same man said
- Above cuckold, gossip!

SMS messages to congratulate NEW YEAR.
1. This year do not expect gifts. I'm drinking with the Magi and the thing has gotten out of hand. For 2009 I wish to live as a toothbrush, with a lot of money, a good handle and I brush 3 times a day.
2. The brothel LOVELY Happy New Year wishes to their best customers. Signed: Lau, Naty, Vale, Sol, and all that work for you. Happy 2009.
3. I wish with all my heart that you have a Happy New Year 2009 with the encrypted message (Flip the phone to understand) V7 V77Od 3WVdnX
4. If tonight you into a sack do not be afraid! Is that this year I've asked for kings! Happy 2009!
5. The SMS that I've forwarded it as a comforter, perfect in execution but feeling cold, which also helps the phone vibrate. Happy New Year!
6. This year Santa has mumps. The day you have pa 'whores will not see the hair. Merry Christmas and Happy 2009!
7. Scientific studies have shown that those with a low level in the sexual act, read the messages on the phone with his right hand. Happy 2009!
8. A bottle of champagne € 30, a New Year's Eve party favors € 60, a party dress € 120, and I will congratulate the year ... priceless! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!
9 .- I wish you a 2009 as an umbrella. Many fabric and a long handle. 10 .- Melchor
I am for drinks and whores with Gaspar and Baltasar and the thing has gotten out of hand. Do not expect gifts. Happy New Year!
11 .- I want to give something special, but I have a problem .... Do you know how it involves a kiss and a hug? Happy 2009.
12 .- Happy 2009 and the pile driving ass you ... What it does not rhyme? As is the driving your cousin!
13 .- May this new year find happiness, health, love, money, peace and everything you need. And you can not find find it in GOOGLE. Happy New Year 2009!
14 .- If life gives you thousand reasons to mourn, shows that you have a thousand and one to dream. Make your life a dream and your dream a reality. Happy New Year!
15 .- I wish you happy 12 months, 52 weeks of Joda, 365 days of success, health 8760 hours, 525,600 minutes of luck and 3,153,600 seconds of sex. Happy 2009!
16 .- Only two things I wish EVERYTHING AND NOTHING. Whatever makes you happy and nothing makes you suffer. Happy New Year 2009!
17 .- I hope to be the first to congratulate the new year. HAPPY 2050!
18 .- I've spent the holidays watching the Christmas tree balls. Are those of my husband who has ornaments. Happy 2009.
19 .- For the 2009 to pass by your house Peace, Hope and Comfort, and the fuck you at three ... Happy Holidays!
20 .- Friends are like radar, but not see are always there. Happy 2009!

Fire clueless.
Surely the work of the fire is put out fires?. See the next picture I have not very clear ... It will take much to draw the hose or continue until all are posing ashes?.

Retro Disco.
I thought of this video is enough to close the year ... I hope you like it.
Today we dedicate this space to a German band of hard rock and heavy metal founded in Hannover in 1965. Known for her ballads, highlighted with songs like "Rock You Like a Hurricane", "Still Loving You" or "Wind of Change." The band has sold over 75 million albums worldwide. The Disco Retro
today is to Scorpions.

TO ALL READERS OF THIS HUMBLE BLOG I WISH TO HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Bottomless On The Stage

The surgeon and mechanic. / / SMS messages to congratulate Christmas. / / Fiesta university.

The surgeon and mechanic.
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head V12 engine belonging to a "Jaguar", when he saw a well known and renowned heart surgeon to enter your garage.
The surgeon was waiting to be served by the department head.
The mechanic shouted to the surgeon:
- Hey Doctor, I can I ask a question?
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. This, wiping his hands on a towel, threw the question ...
- See Doctor, take a look at this engine. He opened his heart, I took the valves and camshaft, managed the re-installed and when I finished, the engine ran like new. So why I get a salary so small while you get a lot of money, when both do basically the same job?
The surgeon leaned over quietly on the mechanic and said, almost whispering in his ear:
- Try it with the engine running .

SMS messages to congratulate Christmas.
Christmas is coming and we all look forward to send and receive the traditional Christmas message to congratulate the holidays. Here are some of the best collection to send to your buddies!:
1 .- Merry Christmas! It is too soon but I know so many people rich, beautiful and sexy I begin for the poor, miserable, slut, alcoholics and degenerates. 2 .- Movistar
wishes you Merry Christmas and gives him a night of sex. Send an sms with the word SEX to 069, put the phone in vibrate mode, mátaselo in the ass and we'll be calling us.
3 .- I wanted to send something funny, amazing, sweet, sexy, wild, sweet, erotic and very entertaining. But sorry, I do not get on the screen. Merry Christmas!
4 .- Notice to all people: the simulation of Peace and Love is complete. Keep the shrimp, insult her in-laws and Dissolve.
5 .- At this time Father Christmas gives us 2 words that will open many doors, pulling and pushing, jou jou jou. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
6. Congratulations, you have been selected to pull the sleigh of Santa Claus, a dwarf in a few days to visit him to measure the size of their horns.
7. I read your horoscope for 2009: HEALTH: the stars will smile. MONEY: the stars will smile. SEX: the stars are Descojonado. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
8. Where are you? We are looking everywhere. You have to go back, are very important and also well know that you can not make the crib without the donkey! MERRY CHRISTMAS.
9 .- Papa Noel has gone mad, has screwed on the reindeer, the dwarf and having the phone in his hand. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
10 .- Tell me how you call you ask me for Reyes! Merry Christmas .... ^. ^
11 .- Santa Claus has come and offered me to have the penis of 28 cm or a good memory, and I can not remember if I've congratulated Christmas. Happy holidays!
12 .- In these days of peace and love treat others with tolerance, just like me, send a message to a friend, Poof!
13 .- Never think that right is right because if you put a finger in the ass is right, but it is not right. The correct thing now is to wish Merry Christmas!
Fiesta university.
Today I talk about my college days, this time in that study was not important. What memories that fiestazos!!
Now seriously, tell me where are these universities that get back to studying.
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a rock group formed in Anaheim, California (USA). His music was in its infancy strongly influenced by the pop rock and ska, later evolving towards the Soft Rock. They are also influenced by Jamaican reggae styles. His most notable successes are "Just A Girl ',' Hella Good ',' Hey Baby ',' It's My Life" (Talk Talk cover versions), "Ex-Girlfriend" "Simple Kind of Life ',' New 'and his most famous" Do not Speak. " The Disco Retro
today is to No Doubt.

TO ALL READERS OF THIS HUMBLE BLOG I WISH TO HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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The blonde in the casino. / / How would COSMOPOLITAN if it were written by men?. / / Visual Torture. Day

The blonde in the casino.
Two casino employees were bored waiting in one of the tables. A stunning blonde is about to bet 6,000 euros for a single run. Said
- I hope you do not mind guys, but I have better luck with the betting playing completely nude.
is slowly removed all her clothes and said

"Come cubes, Mama needs new clothes. And rolled the dice ... So I shout
- Yes, yes I won, I won!
started to jump and hug the 2 employees, such was his enthusiasm. When finished celebrating collected all his money and his clothes and left, the 2 employees still looked a little stunned and said to the other:
- How lucky is the blonde, what you get it?
- What I thought you were watching. Moral
: Not all blondes are stupid, however, all men are men.

COSMOPOLITAN What would if written by men?.
Who has not flipped at least waiting a Cosmopolitan magazine that treats the dentist (or doctor, or podiatrist, or whore sauna ..¿?)? Village While it is a clear dye feminist magazine, we also know that it is written more to laugh a while to get serious (though many do). Okay ... but what if one day all the writers of Cosmo were replaced by men? Then an example, how would a note of these characteristics:
Question: My husband wants to experience a threesome with me and my sister.
Answer: Your husband is clearly in love with you. Feels it has enough going for you so the very best that follows: your sister. Far from being angry about this, join the family situation. Why not also join your cousins? If you are still angry, let it go it alone with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a delicious meal and do not scold him for this behavior.
Question: My husband always wants oral sex makes it to the end.
Answer: Do it. Sperm is not only delicious, but contains only 10 calories per tablespoon. It is nutritious and helps keep your figure, aside from giving your skin smooth. Coincidentally, the man knows all this, their requests for oral sex make it to the end are selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for the man. This shows he loves you. The best thing you can do to thank your husband buy a nice expensive present, and prepare some delicious food.
Question: My husband spends his nights with his buddies.
Answer: This behavior is perfectly natural and should be respected. The man is a born hunter, and needs to prove his strength and agility with other men. Aside from being pleasurable, a night out with friends is stressful, then return to you is a relief for your partner. Remember how emotional and happy is your man when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do is buy a nice expensive present, cook a meal and do not scold him for this behavior.
Question: My husband has no idea where my clitoris.
Answer: Your clitoris is none of your man. If you need to play to do in your spare time. To help the family budget should record this on video and sell at the bazaar on Sunday. To take away the blame off, buy a nice expensive present and cook him a delicious meal.
Question: My husband is not interested in the foreplay to sex.
Answer: The foreplay is painful for the man. This means you do not love your man as much as you should, and does not strain to get 'the mood'. Abandon all wishes in this area, and conténtalo buying a nice expensive present and cook a meal.
Question: My husband has never caused me an orgasm.
Answer: The female orgasm is a myth. It is created by man-hating feminist activists resentful and dangerous for the family unit. Not to mention it again and show your love by buying a nice, expensive present and cook a delicious meal.
Question: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
Answer: Ask your boyfriend. He will know when the time is right. When it comes to sex, men are much more responsible, they are not confused emotionally as women. This is a fact.
Question: What should I do exactly when you have sex?
Answer: Again, Leave it to your boyfriend. The important thing is to remember that you must do what you ask without asking a single question. Sometimes it may seem strange and perverse as that is asking you to do. All do it anyway!
Question: What is the average time for intercourse?
Answer: There is no average time, but more than two minutes and is good. Less than that, possibly due to these pressing your man. When you have completed the act of sex, have a natural desire to leave suddenly, and go play soccer with his friends. Or maybe some other activity, like going with friends to a bar with the purpose of consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol and sharing personal thoughts with his buddies. Do not feel that makes you a hand, better get to wash and iron your clothes, clean the mess you leave, or perhaps be best to come out to buy an expensive gift. The return when ready.
Question: What does an 'after? "
Answer: After the man has finished making love, the need to recharge batteries. 'After' is just an important list of things you should do after making love. This includes lighting a cigarette, making a sandwich or spaghetti, bring a few beers, or leaving sleep while you go out to buy a nice, expensive gift.
Question: Does penis size matter?
Answer: Yes. Although many women say it's better quality than quantity, scientific studies show otherwise. The average size member is 5 inches erect. Any longer than that is extremely rare to find, and if for some reason your lover's penis is 10 centimeters or more, you should kneel down and thank the stars and God and do everything possible to please your man. For example, clean your house, cook a meal, wash and iron his clothes and go to the mall to buy a nice expensive gift!.

visual Torture.
this fashion to take his pants down is sometimes a bit nasty ...

Retro Disco.
I received praise and good reviews about the videos that I am choosing retro ... so today we're going to rave, pour a little and hit the pole, then ...
Today we dedicate this space for a English band in the summer of 2002 sold 12 million copies worldwide with her song was successful in the world ... until the Smurfs and danced resurrected this topic. The group is composed of three sisters named Muñoz.
Many wonder ... what will become of the lives of these girls ???... the gossips say "150 pesos at Once" XD. The Disco Retro
today is to Las Ketchup.

Clear Fluid Before Period Come Down

disease. / / Types of orgasm. / / The Hello Kitty Darth Vader.

Day disease.

Paul calls his boss and says,

- "Hey boss, I'm not going to go, I'm sick, I have a headache, stomach ache, my feet hurt today I'm not going to work. "

The boss says,

- "You know something, Paul, really need you here today. When I feel sick, I go where my wife and I say good sex. This makes everything better and I'm going to work. Try this. "

Two hours later Paul called:

-" I did what you told me, I feel great. I will be ready at work. By the way ...

beautiful home. " types of orgasm.

Religious : Oh God, Oh my God!
Suicide: I'm dying, I die!
Geographic: Here, here, here, here!
Mathematics : More, more, more, more! Asthmatic
: ahh ... ahhh ... ahhh! Homicide
: If you stop now, I'll kill you!
Zootecnista : my man Come, come! Negative
: Nooo, noooo! Positive
: Yes ... yes ... yes! Cheerleader
: Dale ... dale ... dale!
English teacher: Oh ... yes, oh ... my good! Project Type
One: Do not stop! Go on! ... Do not stop! Go on! Professor
: Yes ... that ... there ... right ... well ... perfect.
uninformed : What's this? ... Why? ... What do I do?
Systems Analyst: OK. The process has been completed successfully. Clairvoyant
: I almost feel it coming ... coming ... I see, I see.
Orgasm Baseball Player: "I go, I voooy, I went!"
Orgasm prophetic: "I come, I vengoooo!"
The fake orgasm: "Oh! Ay! Get down now! "
confusing Orgasm "Oh yeah, oh No, Oh God .."
reggaeton Orgasm: "Perrea love, give me more gasoline!"
Monarch: "Baby you're my queen!"
more types Conocens " orgasms? What is best expressed in their relationships?

The Hello Kitty Darth Vader.
For fans of "Star Wars" Darth Vader and especially disappointed .... sorry ... Darth Vader is to last the bright side? Does it have the usual effect of breath, or otherwise makes miaaaau, miaaaau?
Retro Disco.

Today we dedicate this space for a Swedish hard rock group known as the most important band in metal Hair that has formed outside the U.S. They gained fame in 1986 with the album The Final Countdown, which included the title track and the ballad "Carrie." Both were great successes worldwide.

The Disco Retro today is to Europe.

Running And Soar Knees

The dress. / / Survival Guide: How to survive teaching him to drive to your bride. / / World Day against AIDS

The dress.
The mother arrives unexpectedly at the home of the newlyweds. Rings the bell and opens the daughter completely naked.
- What are you doing? He asked.

- I'm waiting for my husband comes home from work - answered the girl.

- But you're naked! Cried the mother.

- This is my love dress, "said the daughter.

- Love dress? But if you're naked!

- My husband loves me to wear this dress. It makes him happy and me. Could you please leave? Because he's going to come at any time.
The mother goes way home and thought about the matter that the dress of love. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited in the room. Finally her husband came, went and saw her naked in the middle of the room.
- But what are you doing? Do you go crazy?

- This is my love dress "she replied seductively blinking ...
To which the husband said:
- but iron it!, Daughter put@@!!

Survival Guide: How to survive a drive to teach your girlfriend?.
Let's analyze one of the worst nightmares probably boyfriends ... teach him to drive to their partners. (Happy are those who place themselves dating a girl who knows how to handle and even more to have your own car, but that's for another time).
1 - Encourage spaces to share and deepen the relationship with the father.
may not be the most ethical way to promote a healthy political family and a father - daughter relationship harmonious, nor, perhaps with the best intentions, he will be working at the same time gives up must be in the car driving teacher. What a backpack will be easing.
2 - Meet all legal so she can drive your car .
Remember that you look for auto insurance for not paying his hair in a ditch if she ignored him in time to stop or not enough to hear her cry of "RIGHT! RIGHT!! BY WHAT MORE YOU WANT RIGHT !!!".
3 - Keep your composure. Remember
After each of their obscenities, insults, complaints, howls and "Escuchamecuandotedigolascosas" with a tender "Love", "knife" or any other term of endearment. You are suffering from what which in their eyes is a sure death is no excuse to treat it badly.
4 - Perform month-end classes . Thus
will be able to throw only a half liter of gasoline and argued that "I'm out of money last month until copper", and that the class lasts exactly equal to the average fuel consumption of your car by liters maximum and the way back home. Make sure when you finish some fifteen or twenty liters after class, she will not notice.
5 - Remember the teachings Brigadier A - The Magnificent (The A Team)
Brigade team A, four special agents who were sent to prison for a crime he did not commit and who engaged to rescue and save the poor and helpless from the clutches of the villains of the day, left us many lessons: One is that "there is nothing better than when a concrete plan," and the other is that "Before every dangerous mission must shield the car and go to the beast and that is what God wants. " In every chapter coiling a gate and the truck was unharmed ... maybe it's time to do the same with your car.
6 - Teach the 3 universal laws
management 6.1. The clutch is the one that controls the car.
6.2. When in doubt, and doubts. All other drivers are jerks and some are about to send a shit. Look out and do not expect do what common sense would say.
6.3. When you're passing a police check of the Highway Patrol or the Traffic Police made the famous "handshake of agreement" is to lower your chin slightly as if to say yes, but without being effusive. If it is too warm or if you want to pass without saying hello, you'll be arrested for suspicious behavior control. Well
loved ones and friends, I hope they have been helpful, and remember it is humor and not take it the wrong ladies that handled well and not have to send to "wash the dishes."
World Day against AIDS.
Today December 1 marks World Day to combat AIDS. In our country there is a campaign of prevention and condom use.
The campaign appears under the slogan "If it gets, I get it" and is featuring four celebrities. Among them is Jessica Cirio (gorgeous model and showgirl), Laura Azcurra (beautiful actress), Roberto Piazza (openly gay designer), Abigail Pereira (TS). We all know that condoms should be using, and more clear what the slogan of this campaign, "If you do not wear it I get it." Here is my question .... What Laura Azcurra Jessica Cirio or tell me this sentence I understand, but ..... that Abigail Pereira Roberto Piazza and tell me "If you put it, ".... I put it to you is a Council or ????. THREAT (which miedito).

To continue the theme I leave this video where Jessica bombonazo Cirio us how you put a condom ..... and mouth!. Learn girls!!
and Jessica Cirio if I get to read, I say ... "Seee mamiii, ponemelo! ! "

Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space to house music from Belgium, formed in 1988. They were responsible for the successful issue Pump up the jam music with more than three and a half million copies sold.
This group was one of the promoters of electronic music. The Disco Retro
today is to Technotronic .