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The lawyer and his secretary.

An attorney maintains an affair with his secretary. Soon this becomes pregnant and the lawyer, who does not want his wife finding out, it gives a good sum of money and asks him to go to give birth far away ... to Italy.
- And how can I let you know when the baby, "asks the secretary.

- Just send me a postcard and write spaghetti behind, do not worry, I'll take care of all expenses, "says the lawyer.
spend six months and one morning the wife's attorney calls the law firm exalted:
- "Dear, I just got the mail and there is a very strange postcard from Italy .... The truth does not understand what it means. "
's lawyer, worried and nervous, he replied: "Wait till I get home and I'll tell you."
When he comes home and reads the card dropped felled by a stroke. Comes an ambulance and taken away.
At the hospital, the physician is to comfort the wife and asked what was the trauma that has precipitated such a heart attack. Then
the wife picks up the card and read:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, three sausages and meatballs and two with clams."

Women vs. PC.
01. always be another guy who will have a better than yours.
02. It takes long to boot up and sometimes we get desperate.
03. I left hanging in the wrong time.
04. In many cases they do what they feel like, not what they ask.
05. We always will remember the first one had.
06. are blocked and there is no one to change her attitude.
07. Whether a woman like a computer, you have to invest much money.
08. If you have a good will envy.
09. Shortly after getting one and want a better one.
10. The more dough you have, the better you get.
11. Never forget anything, and if it happens is that they are very reliable.
12. We can not change much as we wanted.
13. Nobody understands quite well how they work.
14. Both computers, as women have their own language.
15. If we stop lying we fuck, but when we abandon them for something better.
16. Both have a slot to insert either a floppy or a ...
17. New generations are getting better.
18. Always need plenty of room for your stuff.
19. Now both are good to do the housework.
20. If the care can not hold a virus or venereal disease.
21. They come in different sizes, shapes, weights, colors ...
22. When you plug the phone seems to lose track of time.
23. Both have their methods to avoid heat.
24. Neither are able to think on their own.
25. Each time they have more power and are in greater amounts in important offices.
26. Frightens the possibility that the world is dominated by computers and women.
27. The most expensive are usually the best.
we can get cheap 28.Una step, but prefer to save longer to get the face, but by then it will be old.
29. Are becoming more rounded shapes.
30. When connecting two or more, all kinds of information exchange, most of which is to fart.
31. They both love the cards. In the computer peripherals and women the credit.
32. If you're much time before you end up with a headache.
33. Takes much longer to put it to an extent that enjoyment.
34. Never quite satisfied with what you've done both.

"Arson?
Call me a bad idea, but the girl's face I think that makes me know who has caused the fire ... xD
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