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Typical chain emails. / / Liar Liar. / / Do not fall into the temptation.

Typical chain emails.

SUMMARY OF E-MAILS, 2008
wanted to thank all my friends and / or acquaintances who sent me an e-mail chain this year, thanks to them:
1 - 175 times that I have read MSN and Hotmail going to delete my mail account
2 - I have accumulated 3317 years of disgrace and I died 67 times by not forwarding some of these chains

3 - Ikea When I leave no one ever looked, do not go unless drogue kidnap me and then I get me a kidney in order to sell later on the black market.
4 - I have several loans at the bank, trying to make the poor girl could finally Amy Bruce, 89 th finance the operation that save life (Poor girl! top that has only 8 years since 1997)
5 - still waiting for the Nokia marketing manager sent me my phone so deserved. The Sony Ericsson as well.
6 - At last I know the recipe for guaranteed love: Write down the name of the person you love in a paper, saying it 15 times. Then, stop the paper in the ass while das 30 laps around a green Panda Seat 86, in the sense of a clock. (And look who are already few of these cars).
7 - 98 I've spent sleepless nights, so to catch the dreaded super mega destructive virus that neither Microsoft, Mac Afee and Norton could fight and was going to destroy my hard drive, Mini string, The television, the coffee and my electric toothbrush.
8 - MERCADONA is precious little point in sending the check for 100 euros ... that crap they are ... I have several email accounts and I did several times .. calculated to be about 12300 EUR enviarnme ... if I am ready, insightful and inteligenteeeee ...
IF NOT SEND THIS E-MAIL IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS TO 8736 PEOPLE, TOMORROW AT 17 Hs 32m, COME FROM A DINOSAUR MUTANT SPACE burst forth in your living room and eats your entire family. (And Chuck Norris can not do anything to save)
Thank you all for your understanding.

compulsive liar.
Are we really liars.? we have that natural gift of lying, we do important things, but also with white lies that allow us to avoid time involved or unwanted situations. If it always turn to those "pious fibs"
some "pious fibs," most of the time is to avoid embarrassing situations or as an excuse for something we did ...
"This year if I get to school.
"It will not hurt.
"One moment and we leave.
"Just call was about.
"For my mother that I never miss a shot.
-YO? ... With that?? ... NEVER!
"The teacher I have a hobby. "I'll
I?? ... I had forgotten.
"It's the fault of the referee.
-Pass the traffic light yellow.
"Put your pay you tomorrow.
"I swear by my mother that I sent you.
"No, no ... I'll call you.
"Yesterday I was sick.
"I could not go because I was robbed.
-I lost your phone.
I see if I have mail and I get disconnected.
"Yes, the car is mine.
-I was just thinking of you.
"We're just friends.
"He fell and broke only.
"But I studied this time!
"I liked you from the first time I saw you.

not fall into temptation.
're all human and although we have entrusted our lives to a religion, the temptation will always be the temptation ...
I hope that the position of the priest's hand is fortuitous, because it has all the earmarks that will beat a good smack in the ass.
Retro Disco.

Today we dedicate this space for a musician and Argentine rock composer, born in Rosario in 1963. He is also director and screenwriter. For the quality and impact of their musical works is considered one of the greatest composers of rock in Argentina.

The Disco Retro today is to Fito Paez .