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The gypsy. / / New "Tax Act penis". / / gymnastic exercise.

The gypsy.
a gypsy boy comes home and tells his father:
-Paaapa, today made a dirtao man at school and I did not fart tini, ezo é why smart or because zoy zoy gypsy?
And the father replied:

-Ezo é smart because it ere ere gypsy .

Next day:

- Paaapa, now ask yourself the table man of many and I did you know me because zoy ezo é inteliente or because gypsy zoy

- Ezo é because ere ere inteliente and because Roma.

Two days later:
- "Paaapa, today we cambiao in the locker room and all the children of Tinian Chiquitilla asynchronous and asynchronous I of big,
ezo é" because zoyinteliente or because zoy Gypsy "
-Ezo, you bastard, because é tines 18 and are still in 3 of primary.

New "Tax Act penis."
Dear Taxpayer:
Within the program of "Economic Restructuring" that the Government of the Republic is carried out to prevent another economic disaster, has decided to increase the fiscal contribution in some areas have been identified as potential extraordinary income.
As a result of population growth and because of the widespread availability of adult males employed, underemployed and unemployed within the economically active population, the AFIP has decided to charge a fee for possession and use of the penis. Therefore
is being considered to implement the New "Tax Act Penis (ISP), whose amount depends on the relative size in each case:
1. Tax "Deluxe" (17 to 25 cm): $ 600 .-
2. Tax "Privileged" (13 to 16cm): $ 300 .-
3. Tax "Functional" (10 to 12 cm): $ 150 .-
4. Tax "is nothing worse" (5 to 9 cm): $ 75 .-
Notes:
1. Those exceeding 25 cm. should be recorded in the category of Grace (Large Taxpayers) and pay fixed rate of $ 1,000 .- with bragging rights.
2. Those who do not reach 10 cm. entitled to "reimbursement." Please refrain from requesting an "extension". Returned to them in advance and refund the deposit of the famous last government subsidy of $ 10 .- seeking to accelerate the economy and buy a "Chupetín" comfort.
3. If the taxpayer's control (gay) and does not use your appliance, you must pay a fine of $ 500 .- per wastage of national resources.
4. In the event that the new prosecutors prove that the taxpayer in addition to control or transvestite, underwent surgery for removal of the member shall pay a fine of $ 10,000 for irreparable damage to the resources of state and tax evasion.
Any questions, please contact us. We
your orders AFIP, Taxpayer Guidance Department at the following phone: 0800-666-PENIS Without more, we close with a salute and a reflection:
"No matter how big or how thick, but naughty"
"Not so thick tape, or as long as it goes, but so hard that lasts "
" No matter the size but how they behave. "

fitness center.
But what year is this girl?
You're in physical education class to School!
In case you have not seen anything weird ... look at where you put your hand (or fingers)!
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a Danish-Norwegian group of pop and dance music with great success during the latter half of the nineties and early twenty-first century.
began his international stardom with the track Barbie Girl, by which the Mattel toy company sued them for using the name Barbie. The Disco Retro
today is for Aqua .

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Typical chain emails. / / Liar Liar. / / Do not fall into the temptation.

Typical chain emails.

SUMMARY OF E-MAILS, 2008
wanted to thank all my friends and / or acquaintances who sent me an e-mail chain this year, thanks to them:
1 - 175 times that I have read MSN and Hotmail going to delete my mail account
2 - I have accumulated 3317 years of disgrace and I died 67 times by not forwarding some of these chains

3 - Ikea When I leave no one ever looked, do not go unless drogue kidnap me and then I get me a kidney in order to sell later on the black market.
4 - I have several loans at the bank, trying to make the poor girl could finally Amy Bruce, 89 th finance the operation that save life (Poor girl! top that has only 8 years since 1997)
5 - still waiting for the Nokia marketing manager sent me my phone so deserved. The Sony Ericsson as well.
6 - At last I know the recipe for guaranteed love: Write down the name of the person you love in a paper, saying it 15 times. Then, stop the paper in the ass while das 30 laps around a green Panda Seat 86, in the sense of a clock. (And look who are already few of these cars).
7 - 98 I've spent sleepless nights, so to catch the dreaded super mega destructive virus that neither Microsoft, Mac Afee and Norton could fight and was going to destroy my hard drive, Mini string, The television, the coffee and my electric toothbrush.
8 - MERCADONA is precious little point in sending the check for 100 euros ... that crap they are ... I have several email accounts and I did several times .. calculated to be about 12300 EUR enviarnme ... if I am ready, insightful and inteligenteeeee ...
IF NOT SEND THIS E-MAIL IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS TO 8736 PEOPLE, TOMORROW AT 17 Hs 32m, COME FROM A DINOSAUR MUTANT SPACE burst forth in your living room and eats your entire family. (And Chuck Norris can not do anything to save)
Thank you all for your understanding.

compulsive liar.
Are we really liars.? we have that natural gift of lying, we do important things, but also with white lies that allow us to avoid time involved or unwanted situations. If it always turn to those "pious fibs"
some "pious fibs," most of the time is to avoid embarrassing situations or as an excuse for something we did ...
"This year if I get to school.
"It will not hurt.
"One moment and we leave.
"Just call was about.
"For my mother that I never miss a shot.
-YO? ... With that?? ... NEVER!
"The teacher I have a hobby. "I'll
I?? ... I had forgotten.
"It's the fault of the referee.
-Pass the traffic light yellow.
"Put your pay you tomorrow.
"I swear by my mother that I sent you.
"No, no ... I'll call you.
"Yesterday I was sick.
"I could not go because I was robbed.
-I lost your phone.
I see if I have mail and I get disconnected.
"Yes, the car is mine.
-I was just thinking of you.
"We're just friends.
"He fell and broke only.
"But I studied this time!
"I liked you from the first time I saw you.

not fall into temptation.
're all human and although we have entrusted our lives to a religion, the temptation will always be the temptation ...
I hope that the position of the priest's hand is fortuitous, because it has all the earmarks that will beat a good smack in the ass.
Retro Disco.

Today we dedicate this space for a musician and Argentine rock composer, born in Rosario in 1963. He is also director and screenwriter. For the quality and impact of their musical works is considered one of the greatest composers of rock in Argentina.

The Disco Retro today is to Fito Paez .

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The lawyer and his secretary. / / Women vs. PC. / / Arson?. Cura

The lawyer and his secretary.

An attorney maintains an affair with his secretary. Soon this becomes pregnant and the lawyer, who does not want his wife finding out, it gives a good sum of money and asks him to go to give birth far away ... to Italy.
- And how can I let you know when the baby, "asks the secretary.

- Just send me a postcard and write spaghetti behind, do not worry, I'll take care of all expenses, "says the lawyer.
spend six months and one morning the wife's attorney calls the law firm exalted:
- "Dear, I just got the mail and there is a very strange postcard from Italy .... The truth does not understand what it means. "
's lawyer, worried and nervous, he replied: "Wait till I get home and I'll tell you."
When he comes home and reads the card dropped felled by a stroke. Comes an ambulance and taken away.
At the hospital, the physician is to comfort the wife and asked what was the trauma that has precipitated such a heart attack. Then
the wife picks up the card and read:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, three sausages and meatballs and two with clams."

Women vs. PC.
01. always be another guy who will have a better than yours.
02. It takes long to boot up and sometimes we get desperate.
03. I left hanging in the wrong time.
04. In many cases they do what they feel like, not what they ask.
05. We always will remember the first one had.
06. are blocked and there is no one to change her attitude.
07. Whether a woman like a computer, you have to invest much money.
08. If you have a good will envy.
09. Shortly after getting one and want a better one.
10. The more dough you have, the better you get.
11. Never forget anything, and if it happens is that they are very reliable.
12. We can not change much as we wanted.
13. Nobody understands quite well how they work.
14. Both computers, as women have their own language.
15. If we stop lying we fuck, but when we abandon them for something better.
16. Both have a slot to insert either a floppy or a ...
17. New generations are getting better.
18. Always need plenty of room for your stuff.
19. Now both are good to do the housework.
20. If the care can not hold a virus or venereal disease.
21. They come in different sizes, shapes, weights, colors ...
22. When you plug the phone seems to lose track of time.
23. Both have their methods to avoid heat.
24. Neither are able to think on their own.
25. Each time they have more power and are in greater amounts in important offices.
26. Frightens the possibility that the world is dominated by computers and women.
27. The most expensive are usually the best.
we can get cheap 28.Una step, but prefer to save longer to get the face, but by then it will be old.
29. Are becoming more rounded shapes.
30. When connecting two or more, all kinds of information exchange, most of which is to fart.
31. They both love the cards. In the computer peripherals and women the credit.
32. If you're much time before you end up with a headache.
33. Takes much longer to put it to an extent that enjoyment.
34. Never quite satisfied with what you've done both.

"Arson?
Call me a bad idea, but the girl's face I think that makes me know who has caused the fire ... xD
Retro Disco

Today we dedicate this space to a American rock band originating from Berkeley, California and formed in 1989 by Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt, who joined a year later, Al Sobrante to found Sweet Children, which would be renamed later with the current group name . Were among the drivers of the second wave of punk, after the 80s, when recorded in the 1994 album Dookie, their third album.

The Disco Retro today is to Day green.

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Everything passes, unemployment is ... but ours is to spend

I remembered seeing the "exciting" match between Real Madrid and Juve, still got a bit resentful of the pangs that gave me yesterday, in the election frenzy overseas, the news noon in Antena 3 and I said "I get to tell, I'm bored." They had no waste. They alone could nourish the most varied sociological debates, within or outside our heads. Bait the role of the press in Spain today, the size of the politicians who represent us, the idiosyncrasies of the Spaniard on the street, the influence of the press and politicians in the Spaniard, the responsibility of the Spaniard in the press and politicians who have ... give this game a lot less than a century. Today it seems that it does not matter. After twenty minutes of clock, the Antena 3 TV news finally decided to abandon the "election USA" to tell the shocking number of unemployed in the month of October (almost 200,000 new unemployed) and the brutal growth of companies that have had to resort the meeting of creditors (260%) in this last quarter.

Next we could see how the opposition to the government was left to photograph around a table that emanated peace and quiet and which highlighted the presence, once again, Mr. Fraga. The best favor you could do the PSOE Antena 3 was to put that picture there. More images to the collective subconscious. In commenting the other day for U.S. leadership for not having to look responsible house joined that of complacency and inaction of the Partido Popular. And it looks good to Fraga, who as the most popular of the moment ... We are making the bed and does not know Rajoy. In addition he is "tucking" the sheets.

To make matters worse also announced yesterday dogradicción data in Spain. The kings of the coca are going to call, but the minister is very hopeful. It will be because it does belong to the G-8.

I do not know that turns my guts over the news, if what we saw yesterday or what we see every day: "A man stabs his wife and mother at a family meal," "two men die in a brawl, "he cut his hand in an argument over a beer", "Three family members die at the car embedded into a truck that invaded his lane," "two wild dogs tear off his face at the door home "... That's journalism yes sir. Country of sheep ... Should go back to see Madrid, to see if I passed the penalties ...

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computer. / / Can I have a hug? Type (hugs). / / Bath for women.

Cura computerized.

This was a priest to confess to their customers using a computer and the "confessions 6.0." Total, which is one day and get a man confessing: "I confess
of stealing a can of sardines in the grocery store.
"Okay, a moment. And the priest
grab and put on the computer "can of Sadin stealing" and when exiting the printer: "Say two Our Fathers and Hail Mary." Comes now a woman
:
"I confess to not having gone to church on Sunday.
"Okay. A second.
And the priest writes "do not go to church one Sunday, and out of the printer:" Say the Creed and Our Father. "
And finally comes a young woman, and tells the priest: "I confess
that my boyfriend yesterday I got the tip.
"I, for a moment.
The priest says "stick tip boyfriend."

And the computer begins to smoke and it sounds very strange. To which the priest says: "Look
young, go and tell a tu novio que te la meta entera, porque esto con decimales no funciona.

¿Me das un abrazo? (Tipo de abrazos).
Que frase tan simple, y que para muchos parece tan difícil de decir, ¿no? Cuando éramos chicos pedíamos “Abazo….” con total naturalidad, como quien dice “Agua”, pero de grande es una costumbre que parece volverse más difícil. ¿Quién en algún momento no se ha sentido deprimido, bajoneado, triste, por el motivo que sea? Y díganme si en esos momentos no hay nada más reconfortante que un buen y cálido abrazo de alguien que nos quiere.
Recuerdo a while ago, I felt like, half blues, and when I got home from someone you know said "Can I have a hug? I need it. " And his embrace of commitment was so ... so dishonest, as if he had not understood why he called, he did not have the desired effect (almost had the opposite, you might say). That led me to think that more than one kind of embrace. Step-list that come to mind: Embrace Jumping
. It is characterized by a small jump booster before giving the hug itself. If the person is not ready, or if it comes with a lot of momentum, can destabilize slightly to the recipient, but the emotional level compensates for any slip which might arise. Very popular among young couples that have long not seen (a lot = 1 day).
The bear hug. This strong, that you see with your closest friends (those who never fail). A hug to give without shame. An embrace with which it goes without saying anything, because the person understands. A hug does not need excuses to be given, just feeling.
Embrace commitment. Or as I say, "Embrace pat." That which does not embrace the other around you, and simply give you a pat on the back, simulating a hug. It's almost an embrace with disgust ... This "embrace" has no favorable effect on the person who receives it. Embrace maternal
. Obviously ... the embrace of the mother of one. The person who gave us life, and looked after us from the first second. Difficult to imitate.
The protective embrace. When you hug someone in an area of \u200b\u200bquestionable security for the person feel more close to each other and protected, combined with the embrace stove.
Embrace stove. That we give to the loved one as we walk down the street in winter cold wind rising.
The lovers embrace . That with which you fall asleep hugging the person you love. Embrace pochoclero
. Also known as "Embrace of cinema" which is nothing more than that in which the boy's arm passes over the shoulders of the girl, pulling her towards him, while watching a movie.
The invisible embrace. Is one that does not occur with the arms. It is when we see something, and thinking of someone, and you can serve. We bought it and took it to that person. No excuse, no birthday, no nothing. Just because "I remembered you, and you brought it."
I think the best way to teach others a hug there's nothing wrong is to lead by example. Or ... in the hug. Look, try it. Embrace without fear. Embrace with enthusiasm, if they feel. (Note that there are people ... VERY reluctant to touch, and perhaps not so they can understand what a good hug means.) Trivia
ABRACILES: Did you know that Tango is the only dance in the world that has hug? That, coupled with the lack of hugs in the world (especially in countries where people are not as "warm" or "affectionate" as many say that we are here in Argentina) could be a good exlicación of this fascination with aliens with the Tango.
Can you think of ANY OTHER HUG? ...

Bath for women.
functional Bath and decorative women. When I say functional and understand me ... I always have something to grab onto and play a while!
Retro Disco.

Today we dedicate this space for a rapper Argentina, but was actually born in Montevideo (Uruguay), whose baseball cap and his jacket inflated (fashion that managed to spread among the younger) came to be in "Riding the wave" and disappeared so fast that many believed he had drowned. What will be the life of this boy??. The most Argentines remember it, and if you do not know ... watch the video.

The Disco Retro today is to Jazzy Mel.

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