The illiterate servant.
Seizing the absence of his wife and children who spend a weekend on the beach, Don Luis is insisting that the new and very pretty maid who opens the door to his bedroom.
- Hey, Mary, opened the door that is not going to pass anything wrong. We're just going to enjoy much.
- No, Sinor, tese still!.
- Look, Mary, if you open the salary increase ...
- And then chemically li dicimos to the patron?
- Nothing, it does not have to learn anything.
- Ta good pattern, but go through the door his Dibaj di cirtificado you do not have AIDS.
Don Luis recalls the health check is just to practice and pass it to your birth certificate, whereupon the maid finally relents and Don Luis is given the pleasure.
After a while and calm and enjoying a good snuff, Don Luis told the maid:
- Gee, Mary, you can not read or write, but is well aware of these health issues ha ha ha!
- Yes, boss, I will disnorante very disnorante, rete disnorante, but that AIDS does not hit me twice! 
Positionings of a Blogger.
The 5 levels of a blogger
Specifically, of the five possible levels that can be found on our blog.
This small test, we will serve the beginner, like me. To get an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat level we as bloggers, or what the level of acceptance that you have our blog in the blogosphere.
The truth is that seeing the difference in the results offered by the different Stat, I have, or even Google itself Analityc, I create a feeling of doubt and credibility, not help anything. And most of the time you end up paying more attention to the number of comments you receive, or even, you spend the whole day checking your blogs. I think these
five levels measured a very simple and informal positioning "emotional" in your Blog.
1 - only your friends write comments : Face it, you're a nobody. Moreover, in most cases do away by a sense of compassion. Which is inversely proportional to that you have for your blog. ! Down to earth
2 - 's visit Robots: Your blog begins to receive written comments from spam bots propagators. (At least you get comments) That means that you have inbound links with the spiders and can find you. Are you starting to be known. Too bad they are bad company.
3 - Attack of those damn trolls : In your blog starts to fill with insulting comments perpetrated by idiots who can hardly write. That means you are well positioned in Google. Definitely, you are someone in the blogosphere. Do not fall into the provocation, a troll is ....
4 - bloggers talk about you : Congratulations, you won!. (Who speak good or bad does not matter, what matters is that they do one) You're among the great, how big you are depends on who are the ones who talk about you. Remember this maxim: The size of a man is measured by the caliber of its enemies.
5 - An article speaking ill of you get to cover in Digg : You have reached the Olympus. Forms part of an elite to which only a select few can reach. Well now you can die in peace, or better yet directly pegate a shot, which will serve to reach the final consecration and you become a popular idol.
In my case, "Masters of Justice" is not well on that level ... maybe encuantra blog is a measly level one (buuuuuaaaaaa). And you? What level would place it?
Virtual Reality.
know the Nintendo Wiii? ... Good news is that in a few years, everything will be virtual reality.
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a singer who was born in Plaisance, Guyana on March 5, 1948.
Positionings of a Blogger. The 5 levels of a blogger
Specifically, of the five possible levels that can be found on our blog.
This small test, we will serve the beginner, like me. To get an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat level we as bloggers, or what the level of acceptance that you have our blog in the blogosphere.
The truth is that seeing the difference in the results offered by the different Stat, I have, or even Google itself Analityc, I create a feeling of doubt and credibility, not help anything. And most of the time you end up paying more attention to the number of comments you receive, or even, you spend the whole day checking your blogs. I think these
five levels measured a very simple and informal positioning "emotional" in your Blog.
1 - only your friends write comments : Face it, you're a nobody. Moreover, in most cases do away by a sense of compassion. Which is inversely proportional to that you have for your blog. ! Down to earth
2 - 's visit Robots: Your blog begins to receive written comments from spam bots propagators. (At least you get comments) That means that you have inbound links with the spiders and can find you. Are you starting to be known. Too bad they are bad company.
3 - Attack of those damn trolls : In your blog starts to fill with insulting comments perpetrated by idiots who can hardly write. That means you are well positioned in Google. Definitely, you are someone in the blogosphere. Do not fall into the provocation, a troll is ....
4 - bloggers talk about you : Congratulations, you won!. (Who speak good or bad does not matter, what matters is that they do one) You're among the great, how big you are depends on who are the ones who talk about you. Remember this maxim: The size of a man is measured by the caliber of its enemies.
5 - An article speaking ill of you get to cover in Digg : You have reached the Olympus. Forms part of an elite to which only a select few can reach. Well now you can die in peace, or better yet directly pegate a shot, which will serve to reach the final consecration and you become a popular idol.
In my case, "Masters of Justice" is not well on that level ... maybe encuantra blog is a measly level one (buuuuuaaaaaa). And you? What level would place it?
Virtual Reality. know the Nintendo Wiii? ... Good news is that in a few years, everything will be virtual reality.
Retro Disco. Today we dedicate this space for a singer who was born in Plaisance, Guyana on March 5, 1948.
grew up listening to music styles indocaribeños. When I was 12, in 1960, his family emigrated to London. There, he began listening to other music like rock, R & B and blues. Listen to the track out there ... but the music recalls the singer.
The Disco Retro today is to Eddy Grant.
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