The mother arrives unexpectedly at the home of the newlyweds. Rings the bell and opens the daughter completely naked.
- What are you doing? He asked.
The mother goes way home and thought about the matter that the dress of love. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited in the room. Finally her husband came, went and saw her naked in the middle of the room.
- But what are you doing? Do you go crazy?
To which the husband said:
- but iron it!, Daughter put@@!!
Survival Guide: How to survive a drive to teach your girlfriend?.
Let's analyze one of the worst nightmares probably boyfriends ... teach him to drive to their partners. (Happy are those who place themselves dating a girl who knows how to handle and even more to have your own car, but that's for another time).
1 - Encourage spaces to share and deepen the relationship with the father.
may not be the most ethical way to promote a healthy political family and a father - daughter relationship harmonious, nor, perhaps with the best intentions, he will be working at the same time gives up must be in the car driving teacher. What a backpack will be easing.
2 - Meet all legal so she can drive your car .
Remember that you look for auto insurance for not paying his hair in a ditch if she ignored him in time to stop or not enough to hear her cry of "RIGHT! RIGHT!! BY WHAT MORE YOU WANT RIGHT !!!".
3 - Keep your composure. Remember
After each of their obscenities, insults, complaints, howls and "Escuchamecuandotedigolascosas" with a tender "Love", "knife" or any other term of endearment. You are suffering from what which in their eyes is a sure death is no excuse to treat it badly.
4 - Perform month-end classes . Thus
will be able to throw only a half liter of gasoline and argued that "I'm out of money last month until copper", and that the class lasts exactly equal to the average fuel consumption of your car by liters maximum and the way back home. Make sure when you finish some fifteen or twenty liters after class, she will not notice.
5 - Remember the teachings Brigadier A - The Magnificent (The A Team)
Brigade team A, four special agents who were sent to prison for a crime he did not commit and who engaged to rescue and save the poor and helpless from the clutches of the villains of the day, left us many lessons: One is that "there is nothing better than when a concrete plan," and the other is that "Before every dangerous mission must shield the car and go to the beast and that is what God wants. " In every chapter coiling a gate and the truck was unharmed ... maybe it's time to do the same with your car.
6 - Teach the 3 universal laws
management 6.1. The clutch is the one that controls the car.
6.2. When in doubt, and doubts. All other drivers are jerks and some are about to send a shit. Look out and do not expect do what common sense would say.
6.3. When you're passing a police check of the Highway Patrol or the Traffic Police made the famous "handshake of agreement" is to lower your chin slightly as if to say yes, but without being effusive. If it is too warm or if you want to pass without saying hello, you'll be arrested for suspicious behavior control. Well
loved ones and friends, I hope they have been helpful, and remember it is humor and not take it the wrong ladies that handled well and not have to send to "wash the dishes."
World Day against AIDS.
Today December 1 marks World Day to combat AIDS. In our country there is a campaign of prevention and condom use.
The campaign appears under the slogan "If it gets, I get it" and is featuring four celebrities. Among them is Jessica Cirio (gorgeous model and showgirl), Laura Azcurra (beautiful actress), Roberto Piazza (openly gay designer), Abigail Pereira (TS). We all know that condoms should be using, and more clear what the slogan of this campaign, "If you do not wear it I get it." Here is my question .... What Laura Azcurra Jessica Cirio or tell me this sentence I understand, but ..... that Abigail Pereira Roberto Piazza and tell me "If you put it, ".... I put it to you is a Council or ????. THREAT (which miedito).
To continue the theme I leave this video where Jessica bombonazo Cirio us how you put a condom ..... and mouth!. Learn girls!!
and Jessica Cirio if I get to read, I say ... "Seee mamiii, ponemelo! ! "
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space to house music from Belgium, formed in 1988. They were responsible for the successful issue Pump up the jam music with more than three and a half million copies sold.
This group was one of the promoters of electronic music. The Disco Retro
today is to Technotronic .
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