Free Breakdown With Mercedes Car

. / / SMS messages to congratulate the NEW YEAR. / / Fire clueless.

Horned .
was a gentleman leaving his house
to take public transportation whenever another man told him: "Goodbye
, cuckold.
And he did not understand, and went 5, 6, 7 days and the same.
Then the Lord says to his wife:
"Hey, you know that every day one man says:" Goodbye Cuckold. "
And the next day when he left home the same man said
- Above cuckold, gossip!

SMS messages to congratulate NEW YEAR.
1. This year do not expect gifts. I'm drinking with the Magi and the thing has gotten out of hand. For 2009 I wish to live as a toothbrush, with a lot of money, a good handle and I brush 3 times a day.
2. The brothel LOVELY Happy New Year wishes to their best customers. Signed: Lau, Naty, Vale, Sol, and all that work for you. Happy 2009.
3. I wish with all my heart that you have a Happy New Year 2009 with the encrypted message (Flip the phone to understand) V7 V77Od 3WVdnX
4. If tonight you into a sack do not be afraid! Is that this year I've asked for kings! Happy 2009!
5. The SMS that I've forwarded it as a comforter, perfect in execution but feeling cold, which also helps the phone vibrate. Happy New Year!
6. This year Santa has mumps. The day you have pa 'whores will not see the hair. Merry Christmas and Happy 2009!
7. Scientific studies have shown that those with a low level in the sexual act, read the messages on the phone with his right hand. Happy 2009!
8. A bottle of champagne € 30, a New Year's Eve party favors € 60, a party dress € 120, and I will congratulate the year ... priceless! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!
9 .- I wish you a 2009 as an umbrella. Many fabric and a long handle. 10 .- Melchor
I am for drinks and whores with Gaspar and Baltasar and the thing has gotten out of hand. Do not expect gifts. Happy New Year!
11 .- I want to give something special, but I have a problem .... Do you know how it involves a kiss and a hug? Happy 2009.
12 .- Happy 2009 and the pile driving ass you ... What it does not rhyme? As is the driving your cousin!
13 .- May this new year find happiness, health, love, money, peace and everything you need. And you can not find find it in GOOGLE. Happy New Year 2009!
14 .- If life gives you thousand reasons to mourn, shows that you have a thousand and one to dream. Make your life a dream and your dream a reality. Happy New Year!
15 .- I wish you happy 12 months, 52 weeks of Joda, 365 days of success, health 8760 hours, 525,600 minutes of luck and 3,153,600 seconds of sex. Happy 2009!
16 .- Only two things I wish EVERYTHING AND NOTHING. Whatever makes you happy and nothing makes you suffer. Happy New Year 2009!
17 .- I hope to be the first to congratulate the new year. HAPPY 2050!
18 .- I've spent the holidays watching the Christmas tree balls. Are those of my husband who has ornaments. Happy 2009.
19 .- For the 2009 to pass by your house Peace, Hope and Comfort, and the fuck you at three ... Happy Holidays!
20 .- Friends are like radar, but not see are always there. Happy 2009!

Fire clueless.
Surely the work of the fire is put out fires?. See the next picture I have not very clear ... It will take much to draw the hose or continue until all are posing ashes?.

Retro Disco.
I thought of this video is enough to close the year ... I hope you like it.
Today we dedicate this space to a German band of hard rock and heavy metal founded in Hannover in 1965. Known for her ballads, highlighted with songs like "Rock You Like a Hurricane", "Still Loving You" or "Wind of Change." The band has sold over 75 million albums worldwide. The Disco Retro
today is to Scorpions.

TO ALL READERS OF THIS HUMBLE BLOG I WISH TO HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Bottomless On The Stage

The surgeon and mechanic. / / SMS messages to congratulate Christmas. / / Fiesta university.

The surgeon and mechanic.
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head V12 engine belonging to a "Jaguar", when he saw a well known and renowned heart surgeon to enter your garage.
The surgeon was waiting to be served by the department head.
The mechanic shouted to the surgeon:
- Hey Doctor, I can I ask a question?
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. This, wiping his hands on a towel, threw the question ...
- See Doctor, take a look at this engine. He opened his heart, I took the valves and camshaft, managed the re-installed and when I finished, the engine ran like new. So why I get a salary so small while you get a lot of money, when both do basically the same job?
The surgeon leaned over quietly on the mechanic and said, almost whispering in his ear:
- Try it with the engine running .

SMS messages to congratulate Christmas.
Christmas is coming and we all look forward to send and receive the traditional Christmas message to congratulate the holidays. Here are some of the best collection to send to your buddies!:
1 .- Merry Christmas! It is too soon but I know so many people rich, beautiful and sexy I begin for the poor, miserable, slut, alcoholics and degenerates. 2 .- Movistar
wishes you Merry Christmas and gives him a night of sex. Send an sms with the word SEX to 069, put the phone in vibrate mode, mátaselo in the ass and we'll be calling us.
3 .- I wanted to send something funny, amazing, sweet, sexy, wild, sweet, erotic and very entertaining. But sorry, I do not get on the screen. Merry Christmas!
4 .- Notice to all people: the simulation of Peace and Love is complete. Keep the shrimp, insult her in-laws and Dissolve.
5 .- At this time Father Christmas gives us 2 words that will open many doors, pulling and pushing, jou jou jou. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
6. Congratulations, you have been selected to pull the sleigh of Santa Claus, a dwarf in a few days to visit him to measure the size of their horns.
7. I read your horoscope for 2009: HEALTH: the stars will smile. MONEY: the stars will smile. SEX: the stars are Descojonado. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
8. Where are you? We are looking everywhere. You have to go back, are very important and also well know that you can not make the crib without the donkey! MERRY CHRISTMAS.
9 .- Papa Noel has gone mad, has screwed on the reindeer, the dwarf and having the phone in his hand. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
10 .- Tell me how you call you ask me for Reyes! Merry Christmas .... ^. ^
11 .- Santa Claus has come and offered me to have the penis of 28 cm or a good memory, and I can not remember if I've congratulated Christmas. Happy holidays!
12 .- In these days of peace and love treat others with tolerance, just like me, send a message to a friend, Poof!
13 .- Never think that right is right because if you put a finger in the ass is right, but it is not right. The correct thing now is to wish Merry Christmas!
Fiesta university.
Today I talk about my college days, this time in that study was not important. What memories that fiestazos!!
Now seriously, tell me where are these universities that get back to studying.
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a rock group formed in Anaheim, California (USA). His music was in its infancy strongly influenced by the pop rock and ska, later evolving towards the Soft Rock. They are also influenced by Jamaican reggae styles. His most notable successes are "Just A Girl ',' Hella Good ',' Hey Baby ',' It's My Life" (Talk Talk cover versions), "Ex-Girlfriend" "Simple Kind of Life ',' New 'and his most famous" Do not Speak. " The Disco Retro
today is to No Doubt.

TO ALL READERS OF THIS HUMBLE BLOG I WISH TO HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Licence Name Dvd Ripper Professional

The blonde in the casino. / / How would COSMOPOLITAN if it were written by men?. / / Visual Torture. Day

The blonde in the casino.
Two casino employees were bored waiting in one of the tables. A stunning blonde is about to bet 6,000 euros for a single run. Said
- I hope you do not mind guys, but I have better luck with the betting playing completely nude.
is slowly removed all her clothes and said

"Come cubes, Mama needs new clothes. And rolled the dice ... So I shout
- Yes, yes I won, I won!
started to jump and hug the 2 employees, such was his enthusiasm. When finished celebrating collected all his money and his clothes and left, the 2 employees still looked a little stunned and said to the other:
- How lucky is the blonde, what you get it?
- What I thought you were watching. Moral
: Not all blondes are stupid, however, all men are men.

COSMOPOLITAN What would if written by men?.
Who has not flipped at least waiting a Cosmopolitan magazine that treats the dentist (or doctor, or podiatrist, or whore sauna ..¿?)? Village While it is a clear dye feminist magazine, we also know that it is written more to laugh a while to get serious (though many do). Okay ... but what if one day all the writers of Cosmo were replaced by men? Then an example, how would a note of these characteristics:
Question: My husband wants to experience a threesome with me and my sister.
Answer: Your husband is clearly in love with you. Feels it has enough going for you so the very best that follows: your sister. Far from being angry about this, join the family situation. Why not also join your cousins? If you are still angry, let it go it alone with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a delicious meal and do not scold him for this behavior.
Question: My husband always wants oral sex makes it to the end.
Answer: Do it. Sperm is not only delicious, but contains only 10 calories per tablespoon. It is nutritious and helps keep your figure, aside from giving your skin smooth. Coincidentally, the man knows all this, their requests for oral sex make it to the end are selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for the man. This shows he loves you. The best thing you can do to thank your husband buy a nice expensive present, and prepare some delicious food.
Question: My husband spends his nights with his buddies.
Answer: This behavior is perfectly natural and should be respected. The man is a born hunter, and needs to prove his strength and agility with other men. Aside from being pleasurable, a night out with friends is stressful, then return to you is a relief for your partner. Remember how emotional and happy is your man when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do is buy a nice expensive present, cook a meal and do not scold him for this behavior.
Question: My husband has no idea where my clitoris.
Answer: Your clitoris is none of your man. If you need to play to do in your spare time. To help the family budget should record this on video and sell at the bazaar on Sunday. To take away the blame off, buy a nice expensive present and cook him a delicious meal.
Question: My husband is not interested in the foreplay to sex.
Answer: The foreplay is painful for the man. This means you do not love your man as much as you should, and does not strain to get 'the mood'. Abandon all wishes in this area, and conténtalo buying a nice expensive present and cook a meal.
Question: My husband has never caused me an orgasm.
Answer: The female orgasm is a myth. It is created by man-hating feminist activists resentful and dangerous for the family unit. Not to mention it again and show your love by buying a nice, expensive present and cook a delicious meal.
Question: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
Answer: Ask your boyfriend. He will know when the time is right. When it comes to sex, men are much more responsible, they are not confused emotionally as women. This is a fact.
Question: What should I do exactly when you have sex?
Answer: Again, Leave it to your boyfriend. The important thing is to remember that you must do what you ask without asking a single question. Sometimes it may seem strange and perverse as that is asking you to do. All do it anyway!
Question: What is the average time for intercourse?
Answer: There is no average time, but more than two minutes and is good. Less than that, possibly due to these pressing your man. When you have completed the act of sex, have a natural desire to leave suddenly, and go play soccer with his friends. Or maybe some other activity, like going with friends to a bar with the purpose of consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol and sharing personal thoughts with his buddies. Do not feel that makes you a hand, better get to wash and iron your clothes, clean the mess you leave, or perhaps be best to come out to buy an expensive gift. The return when ready.
Question: What does an 'after? "
Answer: After the man has finished making love, the need to recharge batteries. 'After' is just an important list of things you should do after making love. This includes lighting a cigarette, making a sandwich or spaghetti, bring a few beers, or leaving sleep while you go out to buy a nice, expensive gift.
Question: Does penis size matter?
Answer: Yes. Although many women say it's better quality than quantity, scientific studies show otherwise. The average size member is 5 inches erect. Any longer than that is extremely rare to find, and if for some reason your lover's penis is 10 centimeters or more, you should kneel down and thank the stars and God and do everything possible to please your man. For example, clean your house, cook a meal, wash and iron his clothes and go to the mall to buy a nice expensive gift!.

visual Torture.
this fashion to take his pants down is sometimes a bit nasty ...

Retro Disco.
I received praise and good reviews about the videos that I am choosing retro ... so today we're going to rave, pour a little and hit the pole, then ...
Today we dedicate this space for a English band in the summer of 2002 sold 12 million copies worldwide with her song was successful in the world ... until the Smurfs and danced resurrected this topic. The group is composed of three sisters named Muñoz.
Many wonder ... what will become of the lives of these girls ???... the gossips say "150 pesos at Once" XD. The Disco Retro
today is to Las Ketchup.

Clear Fluid Before Period Come Down

disease. / / Types of orgasm. / / The Hello Kitty Darth Vader.

Day disease.

Paul calls his boss and says,

- "Hey boss, I'm not going to go, I'm sick, I have a headache, stomach ache, my feet hurt today I'm not going to work. "

The boss says,

- "You know something, Paul, really need you here today. When I feel sick, I go where my wife and I say good sex. This makes everything better and I'm going to work. Try this. "

Two hours later Paul called:

-" I did what you told me, I feel great. I will be ready at work. By the way ...

beautiful home. " types of orgasm.

Religious : Oh God, Oh my God!
Suicide: I'm dying, I die!
Geographic: Here, here, here, here!
Mathematics : More, more, more, more! Asthmatic
: ahh ... ahhh ... ahhh! Homicide
: If you stop now, I'll kill you!
Zootecnista : my man Come, come! Negative
: Nooo, noooo! Positive
: Yes ... yes ... yes! Cheerleader
: Dale ... dale ... dale!
English teacher: Oh ... yes, oh ... my good! Project Type
One: Do not stop! Go on! ... Do not stop! Go on! Professor
: Yes ... that ... there ... right ... well ... perfect.
uninformed : What's this? ... Why? ... What do I do?
Systems Analyst: OK. The process has been completed successfully. Clairvoyant
: I almost feel it coming ... coming ... I see, I see.
Orgasm Baseball Player: "I go, I voooy, I went!"
Orgasm prophetic: "I come, I vengoooo!"
The fake orgasm: "Oh! Ay! Get down now! "
confusing Orgasm "Oh yeah, oh No, Oh God .."
reggaeton Orgasm: "Perrea love, give me more gasoline!"
Monarch: "Baby you're my queen!"
more types Conocens " orgasms? What is best expressed in their relationships?

The Hello Kitty Darth Vader.
For fans of "Star Wars" Darth Vader and especially disappointed .... sorry ... Darth Vader is to last the bright side? Does it have the usual effect of breath, or otherwise makes miaaaau, miaaaau?
Retro Disco.

Today we dedicate this space for a Swedish hard rock group known as the most important band in metal Hair that has formed outside the U.S. They gained fame in 1986 with the album The Final Countdown, which included the title track and the ballad "Carrie." Both were great successes worldwide.

The Disco Retro today is to Europe.

Running And Soar Knees

The dress. / / Survival Guide: How to survive teaching him to drive to your bride. / / World Day against AIDS

The dress.
The mother arrives unexpectedly at the home of the newlyweds. Rings the bell and opens the daughter completely naked.
- What are you doing? He asked.

- I'm waiting for my husband comes home from work - answered the girl.

- But you're naked! Cried the mother.

- This is my love dress, "said the daughter.

- Love dress? But if you're naked!

- My husband loves me to wear this dress. It makes him happy and me. Could you please leave? Because he's going to come at any time.
The mother goes way home and thought about the matter that the dress of love. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited in the room. Finally her husband came, went and saw her naked in the middle of the room.
- But what are you doing? Do you go crazy?

- This is my love dress "she replied seductively blinking ...
To which the husband said:
- but iron it!, Daughter put@@!!

Survival Guide: How to survive a drive to teach your girlfriend?.
Let's analyze one of the worst nightmares probably boyfriends ... teach him to drive to their partners. (Happy are those who place themselves dating a girl who knows how to handle and even more to have your own car, but that's for another time).
1 - Encourage spaces to share and deepen the relationship with the father.
may not be the most ethical way to promote a healthy political family and a father - daughter relationship harmonious, nor, perhaps with the best intentions, he will be working at the same time gives up must be in the car driving teacher. What a backpack will be easing.
2 - Meet all legal so she can drive your car .
Remember that you look for auto insurance for not paying his hair in a ditch if she ignored him in time to stop or not enough to hear her cry of "RIGHT! RIGHT!! BY WHAT MORE YOU WANT RIGHT !!!".
3 - Keep your composure. Remember
After each of their obscenities, insults, complaints, howls and "Escuchamecuandotedigolascosas" with a tender "Love", "knife" or any other term of endearment. You are suffering from what which in their eyes is a sure death is no excuse to treat it badly.
4 - Perform month-end classes . Thus
will be able to throw only a half liter of gasoline and argued that "I'm out of money last month until copper", and that the class lasts exactly equal to the average fuel consumption of your car by liters maximum and the way back home. Make sure when you finish some fifteen or twenty liters after class, she will not notice.
5 - Remember the teachings Brigadier A - The Magnificent (The A Team)
Brigade team A, four special agents who were sent to prison for a crime he did not commit and who engaged to rescue and save the poor and helpless from the clutches of the villains of the day, left us many lessons: One is that "there is nothing better than when a concrete plan," and the other is that "Before every dangerous mission must shield the car and go to the beast and that is what God wants. " In every chapter coiling a gate and the truck was unharmed ... maybe it's time to do the same with your car.
6 - Teach the 3 universal laws
management 6.1. The clutch is the one that controls the car.
6.2. When in doubt, and doubts. All other drivers are jerks and some are about to send a shit. Look out and do not expect do what common sense would say.
6.3. When you're passing a police check of the Highway Patrol or the Traffic Police made the famous "handshake of agreement" is to lower your chin slightly as if to say yes, but without being effusive. If it is too warm or if you want to pass without saying hello, you'll be arrested for suspicious behavior control. Well
loved ones and friends, I hope they have been helpful, and remember it is humor and not take it the wrong ladies that handled well and not have to send to "wash the dishes."
World Day against AIDS.
Today December 1 marks World Day to combat AIDS. In our country there is a campaign of prevention and condom use.
The campaign appears under the slogan "If it gets, I get it" and is featuring four celebrities. Among them is Jessica Cirio (gorgeous model and showgirl), Laura Azcurra (beautiful actress), Roberto Piazza (openly gay designer), Abigail Pereira (TS). We all know that condoms should be using, and more clear what the slogan of this campaign, "If you do not wear it I get it." Here is my question .... What Laura Azcurra Jessica Cirio or tell me this sentence I understand, but ..... that Abigail Pereira Roberto Piazza and tell me "If you put it, ".... I put it to you is a Council or ????. THREAT (which miedito).

To continue the theme I leave this video where Jessica bombonazo Cirio us how you put a condom ..... and mouth!. Learn girls!!
and Jessica Cirio if I get to read, I say ... "Seee mamiii, ponemelo! ! "

Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space to house music from Belgium, formed in 1988. They were responsible for the successful issue Pump up the jam music with more than three and a half million copies sold.
This group was one of the promoters of electronic music. The Disco Retro
today is to Technotronic .

Sending A Card For Anniversary Of Death

The gypsy. / / New "Tax Act penis". / / gymnastic exercise.

The gypsy.
a gypsy boy comes home and tells his father:
-Paaapa, today made a dirtao man at school and I did not fart tini, ezo é why smart or because zoy zoy gypsy?
And the father replied:

-Ezo é smart because it ere ere gypsy .

Next day:

- Paaapa, now ask yourself the table man of many and I did you know me because zoy ezo é inteliente or because gypsy zoy

- Ezo é because ere ere inteliente and because Roma.

Two days later:
- "Paaapa, today we cambiao in the locker room and all the children of Tinian Chiquitilla asynchronous and asynchronous I of big,
ezo é" because zoyinteliente or because zoy Gypsy "
-Ezo, you bastard, because é tines 18 and are still in 3 of primary.

New "Tax Act penis."
Dear Taxpayer:
Within the program of "Economic Restructuring" that the Government of the Republic is carried out to prevent another economic disaster, has decided to increase the fiscal contribution in some areas have been identified as potential extraordinary income.
As a result of population growth and because of the widespread availability of adult males employed, underemployed and unemployed within the economically active population, the AFIP has decided to charge a fee for possession and use of the penis. Therefore
is being considered to implement the New "Tax Act Penis (ISP), whose amount depends on the relative size in each case:
1. Tax "Deluxe" (17 to 25 cm): $ 600 .-
2. Tax "Privileged" (13 to 16cm): $ 300 .-
3. Tax "Functional" (10 to 12 cm): $ 150 .-
4. Tax "is nothing worse" (5 to 9 cm): $ 75 .-
Notes:
1. Those exceeding 25 cm. should be recorded in the category of Grace (Large Taxpayers) and pay fixed rate of $ 1,000 .- with bragging rights.
2. Those who do not reach 10 cm. entitled to "reimbursement." Please refrain from requesting an "extension". Returned to them in advance and refund the deposit of the famous last government subsidy of $ 10 .- seeking to accelerate the economy and buy a "Chupetín" comfort.
3. If the taxpayer's control (gay) and does not use your appliance, you must pay a fine of $ 500 .- per wastage of national resources.
4. In the event that the new prosecutors prove that the taxpayer in addition to control or transvestite, underwent surgery for removal of the member shall pay a fine of $ 10,000 for irreparable damage to the resources of state and tax evasion.
Any questions, please contact us. We
your orders AFIP, Taxpayer Guidance Department at the following phone: 0800-666-PENIS Without more, we close with a salute and a reflection:
"No matter how big or how thick, but naughty"
"Not so thick tape, or as long as it goes, but so hard that lasts "
" No matter the size but how they behave. "

fitness center.
But what year is this girl?
You're in physical education class to School!
In case you have not seen anything weird ... look at where you put your hand (or fingers)!
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a Danish-Norwegian group of pop and dance music with great success during the latter half of the nineties and early twenty-first century.
began his international stardom with the track Barbie Girl, by which the Mattel toy company sued them for using the name Barbie. The Disco Retro
today is for Aqua .

Clip Art On Retirement

Typical chain emails. / / Liar Liar. / / Do not fall into the temptation.

Typical chain emails.

SUMMARY OF E-MAILS, 2008
wanted to thank all my friends and / or acquaintances who sent me an e-mail chain this year, thanks to them:
1 - 175 times that I have read MSN and Hotmail going to delete my mail account
2 - I have accumulated 3317 years of disgrace and I died 67 times by not forwarding some of these chains

3 - Ikea When I leave no one ever looked, do not go unless drogue kidnap me and then I get me a kidney in order to sell later on the black market.
4 - I have several loans at the bank, trying to make the poor girl could finally Amy Bruce, 89 th finance the operation that save life (Poor girl! top that has only 8 years since 1997)
5 - still waiting for the Nokia marketing manager sent me my phone so deserved. The Sony Ericsson as well.
6 - At last I know the recipe for guaranteed love: Write down the name of the person you love in a paper, saying it 15 times. Then, stop the paper in the ass while das 30 laps around a green Panda Seat 86, in the sense of a clock. (And look who are already few of these cars).
7 - 98 I've spent sleepless nights, so to catch the dreaded super mega destructive virus that neither Microsoft, Mac Afee and Norton could fight and was going to destroy my hard drive, Mini string, The television, the coffee and my electric toothbrush.
8 - MERCADONA is precious little point in sending the check for 100 euros ... that crap they are ... I have several email accounts and I did several times .. calculated to be about 12300 EUR enviarnme ... if I am ready, insightful and inteligenteeeee ...
IF NOT SEND THIS E-MAIL IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS TO 8736 PEOPLE, TOMORROW AT 17 Hs 32m, COME FROM A DINOSAUR MUTANT SPACE burst forth in your living room and eats your entire family. (And Chuck Norris can not do anything to save)
Thank you all for your understanding.

compulsive liar.
Are we really liars.? we have that natural gift of lying, we do important things, but also with white lies that allow us to avoid time involved or unwanted situations. If it always turn to those "pious fibs"
some "pious fibs," most of the time is to avoid embarrassing situations or as an excuse for something we did ...
"This year if I get to school.
"It will not hurt.
"One moment and we leave.
"Just call was about.
"For my mother that I never miss a shot.
-YO? ... With that?? ... NEVER!
"The teacher I have a hobby. "I'll
I?? ... I had forgotten.
"It's the fault of the referee.
-Pass the traffic light yellow.
"Put your pay you tomorrow.
"I swear by my mother that I sent you.
"No, no ... I'll call you.
"Yesterday I was sick.
"I could not go because I was robbed.
-I lost your phone.
I see if I have mail and I get disconnected.
"Yes, the car is mine.
-I was just thinking of you.
"We're just friends.
"He fell and broke only.
"But I studied this time!
"I liked you from the first time I saw you.

not fall into temptation.
're all human and although we have entrusted our lives to a religion, the temptation will always be the temptation ...
I hope that the position of the priest's hand is fortuitous, because it has all the earmarks that will beat a good smack in the ass.
Retro Disco.

Today we dedicate this space for a musician and Argentine rock composer, born in Rosario in 1963. He is also director and screenwriter. For the quality and impact of their musical works is considered one of the greatest composers of rock in Argentina.

The Disco Retro today is to Fito Paez .

Invitation Wordingtamil

The lawyer and his secretary. / / Women vs. PC. / / Arson?. Cura

The lawyer and his secretary.

An attorney maintains an affair with his secretary. Soon this becomes pregnant and the lawyer, who does not want his wife finding out, it gives a good sum of money and asks him to go to give birth far away ... to Italy.
- And how can I let you know when the baby, "asks the secretary.

- Just send me a postcard and write spaghetti behind, do not worry, I'll take care of all expenses, "says the lawyer.
spend six months and one morning the wife's attorney calls the law firm exalted:
- "Dear, I just got the mail and there is a very strange postcard from Italy .... The truth does not understand what it means. "
's lawyer, worried and nervous, he replied: "Wait till I get home and I'll tell you."
When he comes home and reads the card dropped felled by a stroke. Comes an ambulance and taken away.
At the hospital, the physician is to comfort the wife and asked what was the trauma that has precipitated such a heart attack. Then
the wife picks up the card and read:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, three sausages and meatballs and two with clams."

Women vs. PC.
01. always be another guy who will have a better than yours.
02. It takes long to boot up and sometimes we get desperate.
03. I left hanging in the wrong time.
04. In many cases they do what they feel like, not what they ask.
05. We always will remember the first one had.
06. are blocked and there is no one to change her attitude.
07. Whether a woman like a computer, you have to invest much money.
08. If you have a good will envy.
09. Shortly after getting one and want a better one.
10. The more dough you have, the better you get.
11. Never forget anything, and if it happens is that they are very reliable.
12. We can not change much as we wanted.
13. Nobody understands quite well how they work.
14. Both computers, as women have their own language.
15. If we stop lying we fuck, but when we abandon them for something better.
16. Both have a slot to insert either a floppy or a ...
17. New generations are getting better.
18. Always need plenty of room for your stuff.
19. Now both are good to do the housework.
20. If the care can not hold a virus or venereal disease.
21. They come in different sizes, shapes, weights, colors ...
22. When you plug the phone seems to lose track of time.
23. Both have their methods to avoid heat.
24. Neither are able to think on their own.
25. Each time they have more power and are in greater amounts in important offices.
26. Frightens the possibility that the world is dominated by computers and women.
27. The most expensive are usually the best.
we can get cheap 28.Una step, but prefer to save longer to get the face, but by then it will be old.
29. Are becoming more rounded shapes.
30. When connecting two or more, all kinds of information exchange, most of which is to fart.
31. They both love the cards. In the computer peripherals and women the credit.
32. If you're much time before you end up with a headache.
33. Takes much longer to put it to an extent that enjoyment.
34. Never quite satisfied with what you've done both.

"Arson?
Call me a bad idea, but the girl's face I think that makes me know who has caused the fire ... xD
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Today we dedicate this space to a American rock band originating from Berkeley, California and formed in 1989 by Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt, who joined a year later, Al Sobrante to found Sweet Children, which would be renamed later with the current group name . Were among the drivers of the second wave of punk, after the 80s, when recorded in the 1994 album Dookie, their third album.

The Disco Retro today is to Day green.

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Everything passes, unemployment is ... but ours is to spend

I remembered seeing the "exciting" match between Real Madrid and Juve, still got a bit resentful of the pangs that gave me yesterday, in the election frenzy overseas, the news noon in Antena 3 and I said "I get to tell, I'm bored." They had no waste. They alone could nourish the most varied sociological debates, within or outside our heads. Bait the role of the press in Spain today, the size of the politicians who represent us, the idiosyncrasies of the Spaniard on the street, the influence of the press and politicians in the Spaniard, the responsibility of the Spaniard in the press and politicians who have ... give this game a lot less than a century. Today it seems that it does not matter. After twenty minutes of clock, the Antena 3 TV news finally decided to abandon the "election USA" to tell the shocking number of unemployed in the month of October (almost 200,000 new unemployed) and the brutal growth of companies that have had to resort the meeting of creditors (260%) in this last quarter.

Next we could see how the opposition to the government was left to photograph around a table that emanated peace and quiet and which highlighted the presence, once again, Mr. Fraga. The best favor you could do the PSOE Antena 3 was to put that picture there. More images to the collective subconscious. In commenting the other day for U.S. leadership for not having to look responsible house joined that of complacency and inaction of the Partido Popular. And it looks good to Fraga, who as the most popular of the moment ... We are making the bed and does not know Rajoy. In addition he is "tucking" the sheets.

To make matters worse also announced yesterday dogradicción data in Spain. The kings of the coca are going to call, but the minister is very hopeful. It will be because it does belong to the G-8.

I do not know that turns my guts over the news, if what we saw yesterday or what we see every day: "A man stabs his wife and mother at a family meal," "two men die in a brawl, "he cut his hand in an argument over a beer", "Three family members die at the car embedded into a truck that invaded his lane," "two wild dogs tear off his face at the door home "... That's journalism yes sir. Country of sheep ... Should go back to see Madrid, to see if I passed the penalties ...

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computer. / / Can I have a hug? Type (hugs). / / Bath for women.

Cura computerized.

This was a priest to confess to their customers using a computer and the "confessions 6.0." Total, which is one day and get a man confessing: "I confess
of stealing a can of sardines in the grocery store.
"Okay, a moment. And the priest
grab and put on the computer "can of Sadin stealing" and when exiting the printer: "Say two Our Fathers and Hail Mary." Comes now a woman
:
"I confess to not having gone to church on Sunday.
"Okay. A second.
And the priest writes "do not go to church one Sunday, and out of the printer:" Say the Creed and Our Father. "
And finally comes a young woman, and tells the priest: "I confess
that my boyfriend yesterday I got the tip.
"I, for a moment.
The priest says "stick tip boyfriend."

And the computer begins to smoke and it sounds very strange. To which the priest says: "Look
young, go and tell a tu novio que te la meta entera, porque esto con decimales no funciona.

¿Me das un abrazo? (Tipo de abrazos).
Que frase tan simple, y que para muchos parece tan difícil de decir, ¿no? Cuando éramos chicos pedíamos “Abazo….” con total naturalidad, como quien dice “Agua”, pero de grande es una costumbre que parece volverse más difícil. ¿Quién en algún momento no se ha sentido deprimido, bajoneado, triste, por el motivo que sea? Y díganme si en esos momentos no hay nada más reconfortante que un buen y cálido abrazo de alguien que nos quiere.
Recuerdo a while ago, I felt like, half blues, and when I got home from someone you know said "Can I have a hug? I need it. " And his embrace of commitment was so ... so dishonest, as if he had not understood why he called, he did not have the desired effect (almost had the opposite, you might say). That led me to think that more than one kind of embrace. Step-list that come to mind: Embrace Jumping
. It is characterized by a small jump booster before giving the hug itself. If the person is not ready, or if it comes with a lot of momentum, can destabilize slightly to the recipient, but the emotional level compensates for any slip which might arise. Very popular among young couples that have long not seen (a lot = 1 day).
The bear hug. This strong, that you see with your closest friends (those who never fail). A hug to give without shame. An embrace with which it goes without saying anything, because the person understands. A hug does not need excuses to be given, just feeling.
Embrace commitment. Or as I say, "Embrace pat." That which does not embrace the other around you, and simply give you a pat on the back, simulating a hug. It's almost an embrace with disgust ... This "embrace" has no favorable effect on the person who receives it. Embrace maternal
. Obviously ... the embrace of the mother of one. The person who gave us life, and looked after us from the first second. Difficult to imitate.
The protective embrace. When you hug someone in an area of \u200b\u200bquestionable security for the person feel more close to each other and protected, combined with the embrace stove.
Embrace stove. That we give to the loved one as we walk down the street in winter cold wind rising.
The lovers embrace . That with which you fall asleep hugging the person you love. Embrace pochoclero
. Also known as "Embrace of cinema" which is nothing more than that in which the boy's arm passes over the shoulders of the girl, pulling her towards him, while watching a movie.
The invisible embrace. Is one that does not occur with the arms. It is when we see something, and thinking of someone, and you can serve. We bought it and took it to that person. No excuse, no birthday, no nothing. Just because "I remembered you, and you brought it."
I think the best way to teach others a hug there's nothing wrong is to lead by example. Or ... in the hug. Look, try it. Embrace without fear. Embrace with enthusiasm, if they feel. (Note that there are people ... VERY reluctant to touch, and perhaps not so they can understand what a good hug means.) Trivia
ABRACILES: Did you know that Tango is the only dance in the world that has hug? That, coupled with the lack of hugs in the world (especially in countries where people are not as "warm" or "affectionate" as many say that we are here in Argentina) could be a good exlicación of this fascination with aliens with the Tango.
Can you think of ANY OTHER HUG? ...

Bath for women.
functional Bath and decorative women. When I say functional and understand me ... I always have something to grab onto and play a while!
Retro Disco.

Today we dedicate this space for a rapper Argentina, but was actually born in Montevideo (Uruguay), whose baseball cap and his jacket inflated (fashion that managed to spread among the younger) came to be in "Riding the wave" and disappeared so fast that many believed he had drowned. What will be the life of this boy??. The most Argentines remember it, and if you do not know ... watch the video.

The Disco Retro today is to Jazzy Mel.

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Husband and wife go to the psychologist. / / Types of straws. / / Drawings aggressive (1st Part).

Husband and wife go to a psychologist.

Husband and wife go to a psychologist after 30 years of marriage. When asked what the problem is, the woman takes a long and detailed list of all the problems experienced during the 30 years of marriage ...

Little attention, lack of intimacy, emptiness, or , loneliness, not feeling loved, not to feel wanted ... The list is endless.
Finally, the therapist got up, went to the woman, asks him to stop and hug and kiss passionately while husband watches with one eyebrow higher than the other.

She remains silent and sits in the chair half stunned ...

The therapist goes to the husband and says,

'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. can you?

The husband thought for a moment and replies:

"Well, I can bring on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Friday I have football.

straw types.
Disclaimer: Straw is a synonym for masturbation.
This he sent by mail, do not go thinking that I am a page ....
Different names for one of the most important events in the life of every man. So far, it was believed that they are always motivated by a desire impossible to satisfy sexual partner. But the lead author Myca Vykos, together with some of his colleagues at the University of jalapeno peppers, have come to distinguish many differences in the motivation of these acts have given us so much satisfaction. Here is this pearl of wisdom.
1. Straw vicious. It is the quintessential straw, which until now was thought alone. Is that you get just because you're out and about. Has a variant known as straw dedicated, and is one that you get when you see a girl that makes you a bike and you think you make it, before remembering to evaporate from your mind.
2. Straw idle. Is one that you get without any sexual motivation, simply because you're bored and have nothing to do. Is given in those long summer evenings, when you Vacation and your colleagues can not be until nine and seven and still do not know how to kill time until the time comes. If the level of boredom is too high, can lead to experimental straw, which is when you get to do things like pelártela with his left hand, dipped in cream or cold hand.
3. Straw valerian. Which you do in times of stress looking for is not sexual satisfaction (which never hurts), but the subsequent relaxation. It's what you usually do the day before an exam for which you have not studied anything.
4. Straw valium or sleeping pills. It's four in the morning in summer, fall asleep or the three-and tomorrow you have to get up at eight ... well, mulch to the edge and in five minutes you're snoring. There is a variant called straw gelocatil, you do because it hurts the head, intending to comfort him.
5. Straw hygienic. Strange circumstances of life, wearing a long season of sexual appetite and you have not the balls empty. It is essential in times like these give the handle to avoid the inconvenience and discomfort to explain nocturnal emissions.
6. Straw celebratory. Have you met a beautiful girl, and you have finally succeeded ... with two balls, when you get home you do to celebrate the dust.
7. Straw surprise . You're so quiet, you notice something odd, look down ... Here goes! And this? You realize you were spliced \u200b\u200band did not know why. As good as we are, will have to use it ...
8. McAulay straw. You do it simply because you're "Home Alone."
9. Preparative Straw. You are left with a pretty young lady who will serve to give free rein to your lower passions, but do not want to look bad ... what better than a good manuela to avoid nasty crashes so early? There is a subtype known as preventive straw, and is what you get when you have to speak in public and do not want to look bad because of an untimely and unexpected erection.
10. Straw routine. Well good, because Lee always Friday at half past seven or Saturday after eating, to keep good manners ...
11. Straw challenge. Is one that you get just by how well it is conceptually habérsela done. Two subtypes: In quantity ("I have to reach the seventh flip, usually disappears with puberty) and also known as straw rather standard (in odd places, like in class or in the sacristy ...)
12. Straw innovative. The first. It has a something of mystery, of not knowing what will happen ... finally opens the doors of a new world, but it is a pity that only happens once in life.

aggressive Drawings (1st Part)
received these drawings that I loved. It's about seeing what would happen if cartoon characters achieve their objectives. Images
a bit violent, but certainly reflect what actually happened if Silvestre achieve catch Tweety, Wile E. Coyote could crush Road Runner, Tom will chase Jerry ...

Retro Disco .
Today we dedicate this space for an American rock band, from Aberdeen, Washington. With the hit single "Smells Like Teen Spirit" from the album Nevermind, climbed the music charts around the world and started the explosion of what was hitherto underground punk and alternative rock in the world music scene, in a move to The media of the time would refer to as "grunge." The Disco Retro
today is to Nirvana.

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Videos Orange
Pueeeeees ... I think you all know this song. Thanks to Smells Like Teen Spirit, a lot of people got to hear the alternative scene.

Keywords: rock nirvana kurt cobain grunge smells like teen spirit video

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Dialogue between the foot and penis. / / Do dogs or men?. / / The three states of man.

Dialogue between the foot and penis.

The foot looks up and sees that his penis was watching him, then asks:

- How are you?

- As always, fucking, hung upside down. And you, how about you?

- Excellent. Note that in the morning, so do not touch the cold floor, I put a pair of sandals. Then I bathe and wash very well with all my fingers, then I dry very well, puts me talquito, then socks and then puts me in their shoes. Then we will walk all day. At night, everything hurts, my little water gets in hot to me masajito cream, and let me rest all night. "And to you and treat you?

The penis responds: "To you it does all that?

- Me is a son of a bitch, I tell you:

In the morning I groped several times and says, "you little calm, huh !!!". Then he gets all crumpled in his underwear and walk with a headache all day that what I tell you. Ah, but yes, at night wants me to be very firm. But worst of all, every time we go to the cave, do not know how I fucked his indecision.

Foot said: - What cave? What indecision?

The penis says, 'Well that puts me in a cave, just fit, gets me, gets me, gets me, gets me, gets me ...'

Foot said: - And then what happens?

The penis responds: - - And what the hell is going to happen! ... Obviously, I get dizzy, vomiting and fainted! Do dogs or men?.

Clarification: Submitted by a girl, I want to clarify that nothing I agree that it is so.

what resemble a dog and a man?
· Both take up too much space in bed

· Both will have irrational fears vacuum;

· Both are threatened by its very nature

· Both mark their territory;

· The smaller ones tend to be more nervous;

· None washing dishes;

Do not are ashamed;

· None of the two notice your new haircut;

· Both suspect the postman.

Why dogs are better than men?
· The dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public;

· Dogs miss you when you go;

· Dogs feel guilt when they do something wrong;

· Dogs do not criticize your friends,

· Dogs admit when they're jealous;

· Dogs are very direct when they want to go;

· A dogs like any video you rent, because they know that the important thing is to see it together;

· Dogs do not feel threatened by your intelligence,

· You can train a dog

• It is easy to buy a dog

· The dogs are good with children;

· Dogs understand what it means 'no';

· Dogs understand when one of his friends can not come home;

· Dogs do not read the table

· Dogs think they are a culinary artist;

· You can tame a dog

· You can force a dog to bathe;

· The dogs do not live editing;

· The middle-aged dogs do not feel the need to abandon por una dueña más joven;

·Un perro no llena tu bolso con sus cosas;

·Los perros te miran a los ojos;

·Los besos de un perro son sinceros;

·Los perros se obsesionan contigo tanto como tu con ellos.

¿Por qué los hombres son mejores que los perros?
·Los hombres solo tienen dos pies para ensuciar la alfombra;

·Los hombres te compran regalos;

· Men do not play with every man they see when they go for a walk;

· Men are a bit more clever;

· Men open their own cans ... sometimes;

· Dogs have 'dog breath' all the time;

· Men can do math;

• A hotel accepts input with men

· Men are strong and like to lift things to try.

The three states of man.
SINGLE
MARRIED
DIVORCED

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Today we dedicate this space to a singer who was born in Argentina Lanús, Buenos Aires Province. In his early work promoting Latin music fused with pop, rock, ballad and Folklore. The topic that got more popular was "Wild at Heart." Then followed "The power of deception." Other Songs by the artist are: "Spring", "Waiting for you", "To agree", "beautiful moon", "Tormento de amor", "Lifetime", "Your Mouth", "Droplets" " Again and again, "Without a Kiss", "Good morning" and "you the same thing is happening to me," among others.
has always been linked to music: as a child sang at family gatherings and school events. At 18, he began to compose. His first job was a jingle. The Disco Retro
today is to Marc Cohn.

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