blackmail.
A 9 year old boy returns home earlier than planned to be finished before classes.
Upon entering, he sees his mother with a man who knows no naked in bed and realize that they are not aware of their presence is hidden in the closet to see what they do.
that in this woman's husband also comes soon and the woman gets in a hurry to her lover in the closet too, not realizing that was inside your child.
Child says: - " This very dark in here "
Child says: - " This very dark in here "
surprised The man answers: - "Yes, that is"
Child: - "I have a soccer ball"
Man: - "Ah, very good"
Child: - "Would you buy it?"
Man: - "No, thanks"
Child - "My father is out there"
Man: - "Okay, how much you ask for?"
Child: - "500 euros"
Man: - "A little expensive, but according" A few weeks
later the same thing happens again and the boy and the lover are again hidden in the closet.
later the same thing happens again and the boy and the lover are again hidden in the closet.
Child: - " This very dark in here "
Man: - "Yes, that is"
Child: - "I have some goalie gloves"
The lover, remembering the last time they met, she asked: - "How much are you asking for them?"
Child: - "500 euros"
Man: - "From agreement "
few days later, the father tells the boy, -" Take your ball and goalkeeper gloves and go outside to play around "
The boy replied, -" I can not, I have sold "
few days later, the father tells the boy, -" Take your ball and goalkeeper gloves and go outside to play around "
The boy replied, -" I can not, I have sold "
The father asks, - "Why the price?"
Child: - "1000 euros"
The father answered, - "It's terrible to take advantage of a friend ... That price is exaggerated by both ... Today we are going to church to confess to you."
Together they go to church, and once There the father puts the child in the confessional.
Together they go to church, and once There the father puts the child in the confessional.
Child: - " This very dark in here "
The priest replies, - "Do not start that shit again"
How careful before sex ?. I hope will be useful and will take advantage. This time, the lesson is called "Caring is key."
1. Caring is key (Part One)
Long before sex, perhaps even bowling, it is important to take care that your friends can not see you clearly, if you're with a couple of ferneces more, because you can not then say, "Yes, it was a bombonazo" when you have witnesses who say that actually looked like a rabid Rottweiler custody an abandoned factory.
2. Caring is key (Part Two)
Keep away / to your neck to the other person is important in preventing aparecerte the next day to work with a shirt in summer, or showing a bruise on your neck that even Rafa Nadal angry could generate from that volley a ball near the net. Let alone if your partner is not official who favors.
3. Caring is key (Part Three)
If you're having sex with someone who just met, yet you do not have confidence, do not leave your wallet in hand, lest you get it more expensive than you think.
4. Caring is key (Part Four)
safe sex is important, so do not do it in the streets but in the comfort of home and / or hotel accommodation, will not be ending asaltándote, hitting you or something worse for a little skin. If you in the car, shut the car insured.
5. Caring is key (Part Five)
If not give you the physical, do not try things you can not perform. It is not pleasant finish with a strained ligaments do pose the rabbit chased by an eagle in the mountains of Nebraska. Caress your body, and stretch before trying weird things. Need to hurry to go to hospital for an emergency MRI for meniscal problems after a failed helicopter from the window of the room is not suitable.
6. Caring is key (Part Six)
No bigger cliché in film that the lipstick on the collar. Why what to give her letter to someone you review it? Nor do you save a person in panties coat pocket, or let the people of the hotel accommodation you put a sticker on the windshield of the car. Being unfaithful is all work, if you do, do it well. Take care.
7. Caring is key (Part Seven)
Sex is like selling and sales management. The important thing is not the first purchase, the important thing is the buyback. Caress your partner to enjoy it and thus ensure the buyback, is what is called loyalty techniques buyer. Take care of your sexual future and the effort to get someone is too big to let it go for a bad performance, and need to do it all from scratch. If necessary, think of the ballot of gas to last longer, and be generous / a.
8. Caring is key (eighth) and finally
course. Do not be silly / a. Watch out, use it and find out.
Well, dear and beloved friends, so far, some of advice ¿?¿?¿? to take care before sex, I hope you find it useful and leave comments.
Men are so very young. From birth, men have a fixation on women. Learning in kindergartens sex. So small and so smart ...
Retro Disco . Today we dedicate this space for a pop music group formed in London in 1994.
They became the most successful female group of all time.
The group was composed of five members: Victoria Adams, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm, Melanie Brown and Geri Halliwell.
The group was composed of five members: Victoria Adams, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm, Melanie Brown and Geri Halliwell.
The latter left the group in its final stage so that the training was reduced to a quartet.
released three studio albums and twelve singles, selling over 75 million copies.
released three studio albums and twelve singles, selling over 75 million copies.
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