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walk without self and be happy?. / / How to destroy songs in an instant.

How to walk without a car and be happy?.

STEPS:
1 - Concientícese

not charge a keychain of a Toyota or an Audi that does not own, do not show off your car if the owner is his father (or mother ), if you have no papers or green card in your possession, you are a pedestrian. The sooner you accept, the sooner you'll be a happy person.
2 - not worry

should not spend a fortune in insurance, in garages, no need to worry about scratches, possible crashes, accidents, leave the car parked on either side and the stereo stolen or tires, fined him or run over someone and spend the rest of his days in prison.
3 - save on gym

If it moves everywhere on foot or by bicycle, you will be doing the exercise so necessary in life and thus improving the good cholesterol and lowering bad cholesterol, lower weight and improve oxygenation. At least from the point health perspective, your body will thank you.
4 - will make your neck work harder

walk around (at least for Capital) hurts so much beauty that will make you crack loose the cervical al babosamente, turn your neck from side to side and outrageous , not to miss any of the clothes loose bodies that pass near him in the spring and summer, and also allows you to practice the art of flattery, it requires more talent than the horn sneaky.

5 - Multiply your chances tiroteras
There is a myth that says that the better the car, the more likely tiroteras will, but that's not true, because you will be bowling in the foot, but has been on a cruise ship or a tank. However, you can shoot at on the bus, in the street at the bus stop, looking glass, and a long list of who drives a car that does not qualify.
6 - Enjoy life

Drinking while driving is bad, very bad ... but enjoy a delicious Coca Fernet with a whiscola a champancito without worrying about driving then, is doubly enjoyable. Moreover, return of the places asleep in the back seat to winning and sleep while the driver designee must act as taxi and bring you home safe and sound to your continued sleeping, and then continue with the taxi driver round to be the last to get home and the last to bed.
7 - a) If you are male, focus on sniping graceful ladies car

This way you can go to the places she wants because she handles, and it may arouse the envy of others who think things as "Look ... it's good and keeps you up" phrases that will make your self very well.
b) If Miss, focus on children without auto sniping

OK ... you go to places far more complicated and should leave on foot or by taxi. But will avoid having someone beside you fall in love more than you car. In addition, the pedestrian tirotero usually feel the need to compensate for this deficiency to be better partners, more attentive and romantic.
8 - be glad you pedestrian

There is a golden rule that says that the larger and more luxurious than the car is compensating more than a physical lack of manliness ... well, if you do not even need the car , imagine how well it does get good press and that makes him. Well
loved ones and friends, until now this issue of how not to have car and be happy, or how to ride a leg and be happy, or being a pedestrian and happy? Or prefer to say to this issue. I hope the enjoyed and useful. I welcome your comments.

songs How to destroy in an instant.
Well folks, as some already knew, I had a birthday a few days ago, and went out to celebrate with friends. The celebration is undertaken in a karaoke bar where he and some friends who were encouraged to destroy up to sing ... a couple of songs.
I know I have a beautiful voice .. but it went well ... I will show below.
The first topic we sing is this:


And with my friends or Johanna, Maria and Leonardo this is what came out ... (pay close attention to the dog black shirt lol).

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for more and then went with a friend (Karina) trying to sing the next song.

And the result was as follows:

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I hope you have enjoyed (or not) .. but ... for something I did not spend a singer jojojo. Greetings.

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While I believe that with little very little substance, are times for hope and that's always positive.

A Gift: Playing For Change. Hope you like

Updated August 31, 2010: former "embedded" on Vimeo stopped working, I changed this from YouTube.

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Nymphomaniacs Convention. / / Differences between friends and best friends. / / Hooked the laptop.

Nymphomaniacs Convention.

A man boards a plane at the airport in Mexico City to New York and sit discovers a gorgeous woman upon entering the plane. He realizes that goes to his seat and ... lottery, is accommodated in the place next door.
"Hi, question, business trip or vacation?
She looks at him and tells him so charming:
-Labor. I'll Annual Convention Nymphomaniacs in the United States.
swallows. Here is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, sitting next to him and going to a convention of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain a right attitude, he asks calmly
- What exactly do you do at this convention?
- Giving a lecture (answers). I speak from my experience, to demystify many myths about sexuality.
- Really? (Smiles) And what myths are those?
"Well, (she says), very popular one is that African Americans are the fittest men Physically, when in fact Navajo who possess this quality. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when in fact those of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories, are of Basque origin. "
Suddenly the woman is uncomfortable and blushes, "Excuse me, (he says), it really should not be talking about this with you, when not even your name.
-white feather, (you answer). White Feather Papadopulos Etxeberrigoikoa ... but my friends call me Patxi .

differences between friends and best friends.
Friend: I asked permission to take food or water.
Best Friend: The reason you have no food in the refrigerator. Amigo
: Call your parents as Lord and Lady.
Best Friend: KEEL told! and KEEL!
Friend: I would get out of jail.
Best Friend: I would be next to you telling you: that shit right? I hope they let us out soon.
Friend: Not seen you mourn.
Best Friend: Do not tell anyone that you cried but piss of laughter with you when you were not sad.
Friend: I borrow your stuff a couple of days and you the returns.
Best Friend: Lose your things and say 'fua ... not where I left off. "
Friend: only knows a few things about you.
Best Friend: I could write a book with all the things that have happened and the brutality they have done.
Friend: I'd stop talking if the others do.
Best Friend: Send to fuck you to stop talking. Amigo
: Touch the door of your house.
Best Friend: Sign up your room and shouts "There beer? '. Friends
: only for school.
Best Friends: 24 hours a day, 365 days a year for the rest of your life.
Friend: I removed the glass (so you're taking) when he sees that you're drunk.
Best Friend: Reeling goes by you and invites you to take another glass of (beer, wine etc). Amigo
: Read a mail with these comparisons and deleted and not forwarded to you.
Best Friend: I send it back. Take care of your
friends ....... and more to your best friends !

Hooked the laptop.
The boy in this picture is not shit with your new laptop . We are also engaged writing every day, but enough to not go to these lengths. xD cross my fingers do not end up like !

Retro Disco.

Today we dedicate this space to an Argentine tropical music singer, I play this hit cumbiero 90 '(time that I liked .. that was cumbia cumbia, and not now).

This singer has left an important legacy, "Violet" and also between those longings we have in our her hair hilarious memory (which will not be moved or a tsunami) and it was only overshadowed by their coordinated dance steps as the pace of which resembled a Robocop Dance Disco Stu rope butterfly.

The Disco Retro today is to Alcides.

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The illiterate servant. / / Position of a Blogger. / / Virtual reality.

The illiterate servant.

Seizing the absence of his wife and children who spend a weekend on the beach, Don Luis is insisting that the new and very pretty maid who opens the door to his bedroom.

- Hey, Mary, opened the door that is not going to pass anything wrong. We're just going to enjoy much.

- No, Sinor, tese still!.

- Look, Mary, if you open the salary increase ...

- And then chemically li dicimos to the patron?

- Nothing, it does not have to learn anything.

- Ta good pattern, but go through the door his Dibaj di cirtificado you do not have AIDS.

Don Luis recalls the health check is just to practice and pass it to your birth certificate, whereupon the maid finally relents and Don Luis is given the pleasure.

After a while and calm and enjoying a good snuff, Don Luis told the maid:

- Gee, Mary, you can not read or write, but is well aware of these health issues ha ha ha!

- Yes, boss, I will disnorante very disnorante, rete disnorante, but that AIDS does not hit me twice! Positionings of a Blogger.
The 5 levels of a blogger
Specifically, of the five possible levels that can be found on our blog.
This small test, we will serve the beginner, like me. To get an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat level we as bloggers, or what the level of acceptance that you have our blog in the blogosphere.
The truth is that seeing the difference in the results offered by the different Stat, I have, or even Google itself Analityc, I create a feeling of doubt and credibility, not help anything. And most of the time you end up paying more attention to the number of comments you receive, or even, you spend the whole day checking your blogs. I think these
five levels measured a very simple and informal positioning "emotional" in your Blog.
1 - only your friends write comments : Face it, you're a nobody. Moreover, in most cases do away by a sense of compassion. Which is inversely proportional to that you have for your blog. ! Down to earth
2 - 's visit Robots: Your blog begins to receive written comments from spam bots propagators. (At least you get comments) That means that you have inbound links with the spiders and can find you. Are you starting to be known. Too bad they are bad company.
3 - Attack of those damn trolls : In your blog starts to fill with insulting comments perpetrated by idiots who can hardly write. That means you are well positioned in Google. Definitely, you are someone in the blogosphere. Do not fall into the provocation, a troll is ....
4 - bloggers talk about you : Congratulations, you won!. (Who speak good or bad does not matter, what matters is that they do one) You're among the great, how big you are depends on who are the ones who talk about you. Remember this maxim: The size of a man is measured by the caliber of its enemies.
5 - An article speaking ill of you get to cover in Digg : You have reached the Olympus. Forms part of an elite to which only a select few can reach. Well now you can die in peace, or better yet directly pegate a shot, which will serve to reach the final consecration and you become a popular idol.
In my case, "Masters of Justice" is not well on that level ... maybe encuantra blog is a measly level one (buuuuuaaaaaa). And you? What level would place it?

Virtual Reality.
know the Nintendo Wiii? ... Good news is that in a few years, everything will be virtual reality.
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a singer who was born in Plaisance, Guyana on March 5, 1948.

grew up listening to music styles indocaribeños. When I was 12, in 1960, his family emigrated to London. There, he began listening to other music like rock, R & B and blues. Listen to the track out there ... but the music recalls the singer.

The Disco Retro today is to Eddy Grant.

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a celestial joke. / / How to Survive the Summer?. / / Batman and Darth Vader. Horned

A celestial joke.
A thief broke into a house with his flashlight in hand. When he heard a strange voice, as the grave, telling him:
- "God and Jesus are watching you."
The startled thief turned off the flashlight and then began to remember everything, all his past life, not knowing if it was the nerves that betrayed him or what ... ....
- "God and Jesus are watching you" ... ... came to listen.
lit the lantern again and saw a parrot a cage that he repeated:
- "God and Jesus are watching you."
wine thief is the soul and the body.
- "Loro shit, you scared me" ... .... "Where did it go?".
- "I'm Moses," replied the parrot.
- "Son of a bitch ... ..." "Who was it that made you Moses?".
- "It was the same bastard who put ... ... ..." God and Jesus ... ... ... .. the two rottweiller who are behind you ... ... and warn you that you are watching ... .... Asshole! ".

How to Survive the Summer?.
Came the southern hemisphere summer. And beyond global warming and the power of the sun, there are many other hazards that care, and that is why we left some tips to survive in the summer.
Say you leave it as a kind of handbook that will supply you with tips for singles, singles advice, tips for unmarried, married and tips on dating tips for guys and ladies wedding.
I hope you find it useful. We
straight to the point ... How to survive the summer?.
To Become The Single
joint review with a chiropractor and take lots of calcium and zinc. They will spend three months turning the neck from side to side looking clothes and loose bodies transparent cheesecloth. We are constantly ringing the neck. It is good to avoid health problems.

for unmarried women walk a lot and nearby downtown streets and construction sites. Not only is it good exercise, but it will help to build albañileriles compliments to maintain self-esteem in all months of necklines and garments covered Michelin man.

For The Married Look at the time that his wife take out the summer clothes closet and try it filed. At the first pledge not to get, go to the following comment: "Is that you should not wash clothes in hot water ... shrinkage, "or something similar. Whenever it is preferable that impairs his ability housewife do you ride the bike to have gained a following summer. Choose correctly.
for married
Stand firm and do not allow Year after year her husband's pants up, let alone whether or bermuda shorts. From the time the belt becomes the bellybutton is no turning back. The future looks a gentleman with pants at heart level and the belt closest to the natural place a collar to the waist. As soon as that fight signs of aging male, better survive you, because we agree ... if you are next to a man who wears his pants and ... also talks about his own aging, right?
for grooms
The heat has arrived and with it, his girlfriend starts to walk bare-chested in the world, and you should not be smiling happily as a sick jealous. Focus instead of "undressed as you walk your girlfriend," who walk undressed as all other women, and she can tell anything, and you can whizzed eyes left and right with impunity.
For brides
Summer is a wonderful opportunity to be comfortable and cool. You, who is a lady well, the draw with those intentions. Other tramp only do it to attract attention and display. Do not let the wave of hatred and jealousy for the destiny of the eyes of her boyfriend invade. Stress and anger ruin your complexion. No permits. Well, dear and beloved
buddies and girlfriends ... even here some tips to survive the summer.
hope you like and useful.
And remember: The summer can be worse ... especially when background sounds "song of the summer."

Batman and Darth Vader.
EXCLUSIVE: Batman and Darth Vader, the end had to go ...
we are waiting for some surprising statements of Robin, which said ... ... ... .. mmmm ... we were informed (Cronica TV record that goes back to interview him.).

Retro Disco.
Just as I thought it was going to put video to close the year ... I was also thinking that it would open video.
Well ... I chose the group is a group that never passed through the Disco Retro and is a great group.
Today we dedicate this space is a British rock music group that bases his compositions in the rock and roll, blues and rhythm and blues with The Beatles, with those who always rivaled in popularity, helped spearhead the so-called British invasion that occurred in the early '60s.
The band was founded in London in 1962 by its first leader, multi-instrumentalist Brian Jones, who would later be replaced in command by the creative pairing formed between the singer Mick Jagger and guitarist Keith Richards. With the inclusion of the pianist Ian Stewart, drummer Charlie Watts and bassist Bill Wyman would eventually form the first line. The Disco Retro
today is for The Rolling Stones .