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Dialogue between the foot and penis. / / Do dogs or men?. / / The three states of man.

Dialogue between the foot and penis.

The foot looks up and sees that his penis was watching him, then asks:

- How are you?

- As always, fucking, hung upside down. And you, how about you?

- Excellent. Note that in the morning, so do not touch the cold floor, I put a pair of sandals. Then I bathe and wash very well with all my fingers, then I dry very well, puts me talquito, then socks and then puts me in their shoes. Then we will walk all day. At night, everything hurts, my little water gets in hot to me masajito cream, and let me rest all night. "And to you and treat you?

The penis responds: "To you it does all that?

- Me is a son of a bitch, I tell you:

In the morning I groped several times and says, "you little calm, huh !!!". Then he gets all crumpled in his underwear and walk with a headache all day that what I tell you. Ah, but yes, at night wants me to be very firm. But worst of all, every time we go to the cave, do not know how I fucked his indecision.

Foot said: - What cave? What indecision?

The penis says, 'Well that puts me in a cave, just fit, gets me, gets me, gets me, gets me, gets me ...'

Foot said: - And then what happens?

The penis responds: - - And what the hell is going to happen! ... Obviously, I get dizzy, vomiting and fainted! Do dogs or men?.

Clarification: Submitted by a girl, I want to clarify that nothing I agree that it is so.

what resemble a dog and a man?
· Both take up too much space in bed

· Both will have irrational fears vacuum;

· Both are threatened by its very nature

· Both mark their territory;

· The smaller ones tend to be more nervous;

· None washing dishes;

Do not are ashamed;

· None of the two notice your new haircut;

· Both suspect the postman.

Why dogs are better than men?
· The dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public;

· Dogs miss you when you go;

· Dogs feel guilt when they do something wrong;

· Dogs do not criticize your friends,

· Dogs admit when they're jealous;

· Dogs are very direct when they want to go;

· A dogs like any video you rent, because they know that the important thing is to see it together;

· Dogs do not feel threatened by your intelligence,

· You can train a dog

• It is easy to buy a dog

· The dogs are good with children;

· Dogs understand what it means 'no';

· Dogs understand when one of his friends can not come home;

· Dogs do not read the table

· Dogs think they are a culinary artist;

· You can tame a dog

· You can force a dog to bathe;

· The dogs do not live editing;

· The middle-aged dogs do not feel the need to abandon por una dueña más joven;

·Un perro no llena tu bolso con sus cosas;

·Los perros te miran a los ojos;

·Los besos de un perro son sinceros;

·Los perros se obsesionan contigo tanto como tu con ellos.

¿Por qué los hombres son mejores que los perros?
·Los hombres solo tienen dos pies para ensuciar la alfombra;

·Los hombres te compran regalos;

· Men do not play with every man they see when they go for a walk;

· Men are a bit more clever;

· Men open their own cans ... sometimes;

· Dogs have 'dog breath' all the time;

· Men can do math;

• A hotel accepts input with men

· Men are strong and like to lift things to try.

The three states of man.
SINGLE
MARRIED
DIVORCED

Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space to a singer who was born in Argentina Lanús, Buenos Aires Province. In his early work promoting Latin music fused with pop, rock, ballad and Folklore. The topic that got more popular was "Wild at Heart." Then followed "The power of deception." Other Songs by the artist are: "Spring", "Waiting for you", "To agree", "beautiful moon", "Tormento de amor", "Lifetime", "Your Mouth", "Droplets" " Again and again, "Without a Kiss", "Good morning" and "you the same thing is happening to me," among others.
has always been linked to music: as a child sang at family gatherings and school events. At 18, he began to compose. His first job was a jingle. The Disco Retro
today is to Marc Cohn.

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