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Husband and wife go to the psychologist. / / Types of straws. / / Drawings aggressive (1st Part).

Husband and wife go to a psychologist.

Husband and wife go to a psychologist after 30 years of marriage. When asked what the problem is, the woman takes a long and detailed list of all the problems experienced during the 30 years of marriage ...

Little attention, lack of intimacy, emptiness, or , loneliness, not feeling loved, not to feel wanted ... The list is endless.
Finally, the therapist got up, went to the woman, asks him to stop and hug and kiss passionately while husband watches with one eyebrow higher than the other.

She remains silent and sits in the chair half stunned ...

The therapist goes to the husband and says,

'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. can you?

The husband thought for a moment and replies:

"Well, I can bring on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Friday I have football.

straw types.
Disclaimer: Straw is a synonym for masturbation.
This he sent by mail, do not go thinking that I am a page ....
Different names for one of the most important events in the life of every man. So far, it was believed that they are always motivated by a desire impossible to satisfy sexual partner. But the lead author Myca Vykos, together with some of his colleagues at the University of jalapeno peppers, have come to distinguish many differences in the motivation of these acts have given us so much satisfaction. Here is this pearl of wisdom.
1. Straw vicious. It is the quintessential straw, which until now was thought alone. Is that you get just because you're out and about. Has a variant known as straw dedicated, and is one that you get when you see a girl that makes you a bike and you think you make it, before remembering to evaporate from your mind.
2. Straw idle. Is one that you get without any sexual motivation, simply because you're bored and have nothing to do. Is given in those long summer evenings, when you Vacation and your colleagues can not be until nine and seven and still do not know how to kill time until the time comes. If the level of boredom is too high, can lead to experimental straw, which is when you get to do things like pelártela with his left hand, dipped in cream or cold hand.
3. Straw valerian. Which you do in times of stress looking for is not sexual satisfaction (which never hurts), but the subsequent relaxation. It's what you usually do the day before an exam for which you have not studied anything.
4. Straw valium or sleeping pills. It's four in the morning in summer, fall asleep or the three-and tomorrow you have to get up at eight ... well, mulch to the edge and in five minutes you're snoring. There is a variant called straw gelocatil, you do because it hurts the head, intending to comfort him.
5. Straw hygienic. Strange circumstances of life, wearing a long season of sexual appetite and you have not the balls empty. It is essential in times like these give the handle to avoid the inconvenience and discomfort to explain nocturnal emissions.
6. Straw celebratory. Have you met a beautiful girl, and you have finally succeeded ... with two balls, when you get home you do to celebrate the dust.
7. Straw surprise . You're so quiet, you notice something odd, look down ... Here goes! And this? You realize you were spliced \u200b\u200band did not know why. As good as we are, will have to use it ...
8. McAulay straw. You do it simply because you're "Home Alone."
9. Preparative Straw. You are left with a pretty young lady who will serve to give free rein to your lower passions, but do not want to look bad ... what better than a good manuela to avoid nasty crashes so early? There is a subtype known as preventive straw, and is what you get when you have to speak in public and do not want to look bad because of an untimely and unexpected erection.
10. Straw routine. Well good, because Lee always Friday at half past seven or Saturday after eating, to keep good manners ...
11. Straw challenge. Is one that you get just by how well it is conceptually habérsela done. Two subtypes: In quantity ("I have to reach the seventh flip, usually disappears with puberty) and also known as straw rather standard (in odd places, like in class or in the sacristy ...)
12. Straw innovative. The first. It has a something of mystery, of not knowing what will happen ... finally opens the doors of a new world, but it is a pity that only happens once in life.

aggressive Drawings (1st Part)
received these drawings that I loved. It's about seeing what would happen if cartoon characters achieve their objectives. Images
a bit violent, but certainly reflect what actually happened if Silvestre achieve catch Tweety, Wile E. Coyote could crush Road Runner, Tom will chase Jerry ...

Retro Disco .
Today we dedicate this space for an American rock band, from Aberdeen, Washington. With the hit single "Smells Like Teen Spirit" from the album Nevermind, climbed the music charts around the world and started the explosion of what was hitherto underground punk and alternative rock in the world music scene, in a move to The media of the time would refer to as "grunge." The Disco Retro
today is to Nirvana.

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Videos Orange
Pueeeeees ... I think you all know this song. Thanks to Smells Like Teen Spirit, a lot of people got to hear the alternative scene.

Keywords: rock nirvana kurt cobain grunge smells like teen spirit video

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Dialogue between the foot and penis. / / Do dogs or men?. / / The three states of man.

Dialogue between the foot and penis.

The foot looks up and sees that his penis was watching him, then asks:

- How are you?

- As always, fucking, hung upside down. And you, how about you?

- Excellent. Note that in the morning, so do not touch the cold floor, I put a pair of sandals. Then I bathe and wash very well with all my fingers, then I dry very well, puts me talquito, then socks and then puts me in their shoes. Then we will walk all day. At night, everything hurts, my little water gets in hot to me masajito cream, and let me rest all night. "And to you and treat you?

The penis responds: "To you it does all that?

- Me is a son of a bitch, I tell you:

In the morning I groped several times and says, "you little calm, huh !!!". Then he gets all crumpled in his underwear and walk with a headache all day that what I tell you. Ah, but yes, at night wants me to be very firm. But worst of all, every time we go to the cave, do not know how I fucked his indecision.

Foot said: - What cave? What indecision?

The penis says, 'Well that puts me in a cave, just fit, gets me, gets me, gets me, gets me, gets me ...'

Foot said: - And then what happens?

The penis responds: - - And what the hell is going to happen! ... Obviously, I get dizzy, vomiting and fainted! Do dogs or men?.

Clarification: Submitted by a girl, I want to clarify that nothing I agree that it is so.

what resemble a dog and a man?
· Both take up too much space in bed

· Both will have irrational fears vacuum;

· Both are threatened by its very nature

· Both mark their territory;

· The smaller ones tend to be more nervous;

· None washing dishes;

Do not are ashamed;

· None of the two notice your new haircut;

· Both suspect the postman.

Why dogs are better than men?
· The dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public;

· Dogs miss you when you go;

· Dogs feel guilt when they do something wrong;

· Dogs do not criticize your friends,

· Dogs admit when they're jealous;

· Dogs are very direct when they want to go;

· A dogs like any video you rent, because they know that the important thing is to see it together;

· Dogs do not feel threatened by your intelligence,

· You can train a dog

• It is easy to buy a dog

· The dogs are good with children;

· Dogs understand what it means 'no';

· Dogs understand when one of his friends can not come home;

· Dogs do not read the table

· Dogs think they are a culinary artist;

· You can tame a dog

· You can force a dog to bathe;

· The dogs do not live editing;

· The middle-aged dogs do not feel the need to abandon por una dueña más joven;

·Un perro no llena tu bolso con sus cosas;

·Los perros te miran a los ojos;

·Los besos de un perro son sinceros;

·Los perros se obsesionan contigo tanto como tu con ellos.

¿Por qué los hombres son mejores que los perros?
·Los hombres solo tienen dos pies para ensuciar la alfombra;

·Los hombres te compran regalos;

· Men do not play with every man they see when they go for a walk;

· Men are a bit more clever;

· Men open their own cans ... sometimes;

· Dogs have 'dog breath' all the time;

· Men can do math;

• A hotel accepts input with men

· Men are strong and like to lift things to try.

The three states of man.
SINGLE
MARRIED
DIVORCED

Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space to a singer who was born in Argentina Lanús, Buenos Aires Province. In his early work promoting Latin music fused with pop, rock, ballad and Folklore. The topic that got more popular was "Wild at Heart." Then followed "The power of deception." Other Songs by the artist are: "Spring", "Waiting for you", "To agree", "beautiful moon", "Tormento de amor", "Lifetime", "Your Mouth", "Droplets" " Again and again, "Without a Kiss", "Good morning" and "you the same thing is happening to me," among others.
has always been linked to music: as a child sang at family gatherings and school events. At 18, he began to compose. His first job was a jingle. The Disco Retro
today is to Marc Cohn.

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