And the title is not intended to be pejorative. I have a hunch, I can not help. I ran to read me the IOC report just published (amazed a few minutes to find as alarmist headlines in the mainstream press, the vested interests, that of disinformation, irresponsibility that ...) and I recognize that I took a joy. A little happiness , after much reading in English, which soon turned into optimism, and English form, and that led me to become interested in the mechanisms of the vote tomorrow. Known these, now I have a hunch, nothing disturbed, and nothing less, than the first black U.S. president (that seemed to call to rejoice in life and that more than one-unhappy-still waiting on your couch sky). If this man unfolds in three days the same gear that showed London to poach those of 12, there is nothing to do ... but let us not the worst.
Even the attractions of Paris to host the Games of the 20 I look like a threat. Even the presence in Copenhagen from 11 million who voted president of the English (they will know ...) I think that could harm our bid. Even considering that the last time the show appeared in the final daughters so sinister sinister agent, I think the die is cast, and should not worry. As I said ... I have a hunch, and for this, as the mayor of Madrid, and the seven plagues may be affixed to stand firm until the last breath. And the hunch
can only become gallardon when you look further and includes ... or longs ... a boost as the Olympics can mean the beginning of the end of stale politics we suffer in Spain. That on the left and right of frontism of "theirs and ours" from "the enemy or water" ... policy that shit we have to water the neck while his "professionals" say cunt is no longer even wit. Policy that shit so far from being spent in the north of Europe (which then envy their quality of life, not your style, eye) and in Spain only see approach Gallardón. These half measures
both criticize him are those that should know how to handle a modern politician. Envy pig. The world changes, society evolves, the challenges have become global, the solutions are located ... and is not capable of managing diversity and nuances, will not be able to face the direction of a company. Gallardón have many buts, but has the political vision of tomorrow. Unfortunately it is not today. We remain a country of tambourine. But any politician who walk in that direction, that of "together we can", but do not agree on many things with it, deserves all the support of the world. The English people deserve it.
If the IOC members know that this mayor oxygen to breathe can become a quantum leap from politics in Spain, perhaps not hesitate an instant. The rancid the twentieth century, please. Give way to governance. Citizens need solutions, not demagogy.
How did the grandpa?. / / WHY !!!???.// have to declare war as Ukraine.
How grandfather died?.
grandfather died at age 95. The grandchild will condolences to his grandmother 90 years and finds the old woman crying and comforting hugs. A while later, when calmer note, the grandson takes and asks "Grandma, how my grandfather died? "It was making love, the woman confesses ...
The boy replies that people aged 90 and over should not have sex because it is very dangerous. But the grandmother explains: "We did only on Sundays, for five years, with much quiet, the rhythm of the bells of the church, 'ding' to put it, 'dong' to remove it .... - What went wrong grandma? asks the grandson .... - AY, MY SON! HAPPENED @ PUT THE SON OF THE SYNDROME THAT DAMN BELL ICE CREAM!
WHY !!!???. 1 - Why do I tell my dog \u200b\u200bthings as if I were to understand? 2 - Why do dogs bark at cars? 3 - Why do we close the fist when we look at the time? 4 - Why turn up the volume on the TV when watching a movie in English? 5 - Why no one reads the terms and conditions when you install a program? 6 - Why eat mashed when chew well? 7 - Because when we shame we get red? 8 - Why study tour is called if not already tested? 9 - Why is the road back is always shorter? 10 - Why do not we remember the last time before falling asleep? 11 - msn icons are they men or women? 12 - Why do you never leave things when we want to show? 13 - Because when they ask for applause applause makes the rest? 14 - When created the watch how they knew the time? 15 - Because when we buy something we find it cheaper elsewhere? 16 - Why in the waiting room of the hospital speak softly? 17 - Why nobody reads the credits? 18 - "Because at night the mosquitoes fly near your ear? 19 - Why do we say that the lion is the king of the jungle if you live in the savanna? 20 - Why is called chameleon if not a bed or a lion? 21 - Why do all the characters in the jokes is always called Louie? 22 - Why is it funny when dogs stand on two legs if we do the same? 23 - Why do women go for two to the bathroom? 24 - Why is the white wine is yellow? 25 - Ice cream making or eating? 26 - Why it is called a lift if we also descend? 27 - Women are called "cutlets milan? 28 - Why do we cling when we hit where it hurts? 29 - Why do you never understand the point of doctors? 30 - Why do we celebrate the day of the spring and not the other seasons? 31 - How to know when a CD is scratched up? 32 - "If we get angry flash picture superman? 33 - Why do they say when you lose a team lost and when you win say we won?
have to declare war as Ukraine. I keep the prisoners ... Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a Puerto Rican singer.
began his career at an early age in the world of child modeling, choirs and school plays.
fame came when he joined the group Menudo, in 1984.
I had put the singer in this section, but I like this issue.
The lawyer and the blonde (who said they were stupid ?).// Classification of mucus. / / Do not steal.
The lawyer and the blonde (who said they were stupid?).
A lawyer and a blonde are in adjacent seats during a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.
The lawyer asks the blonde if she would like to play a very entertaining game. She declines the offer and turns. The lawyer insists
"The game is really easy and very entertaining, I make you a question, and if you do not know the answer, you pay me, then I question you, and if not I have to answer pay.
- no thanks, I want to sleep ...
- Okay, what if you only pay me $ 5?, But if I do not know the answer, you pay 500?
- is well ..
- What is the distance between the earth and the moon? The blonde does not say anything, he reaches into his pocket, pulls out a $ 5 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
And now it's time for the blonde. and asks the attorney:
- What goes up a hill with three legs, and down with four?
The lawyer looks quite puzzled. Take your laptop and searches all his references. Jump to AirPhones with your modem and all Internet tracks, and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated and angry, send e-mails to all colleagues and friends. Everything is in vain ... After more than an hour looking for any possible response gives up.
Wake the blonde and hands her a $ 500 ticket. The blonde takes the ticket, save it, and turns to go back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is really shocked, asks:
- Well? what was the response? Again without a word, the blonde reaches into his pocket, gives it a 5 bill to the lawyer, and close your eyes to sleep. Classification of mucus.
if you are eating do not read it NOW, do it AFTER.
Under of approaching winter weather, and since it comes with respiratory diseases, it is timely to consider the following classification of snot:
Moco nostalgic : is the mucus that you ate in childhood and remember every time you try something Saladin.
Moco menstrual type: is one that is bloody.
Hulk Moco type: is green, green.
Moco Bart Simpson, is completely yellow.
Moco suicide: the one that shoots the gap when you sneeze.
Moco trapeze: the one who walks, a thread hanging from your nose when you get a coughing fit.
Mucus choose the back door: the sliding down your throat and you pull it out thinking it is a label it a gob.
Moco murderer: the one that threatens your life to cut your breath at night.
Moco hourglass : is that you walk dripping from your nose when you have the flu.
Moco is striking: it is that you can not avoid looking at the tissue when you just sound.
Moco love: is that you leave muddy on the cheek when you give your girlfriend a kiss.
Moco clinging : is the mucus that clings to stay glued to your finger once you take it out of the nose.
Moco thorny: the one that comes mixed with nose hair.
Moco clandestine: it is he who embarrass the wall or on the bottom of a cabinet, tratando de que nadie se de cuenta.
Moco sentimental : es aquel que se te sale con las lágrimas.
Moco despreocupado : es con el que se oye un silbido cuando respiras.
Moco del cielo (o de las alturas): es el moco que le muestras a los demás cuando levantas la cabeza y miras hacia arriba.
Moco cerveza : es el que tiene consistencia espumosa.
Moco pompa de jabón : es el que inflas en algún orificio de tu nariz and breaks like a soap bubble.
Moco surprise: it is that you find on your pillow when you wake in the morning.
Moco aphrodisiac: it seems that is an order of oysters.
Moco expansive, is what is so abundant that you spread on your face when blowing.
Moco orchestra: it is he who in the midst of a sneeze, exceptionally strong, comes accompanied by a spittlebug, a few tears, a stream of urine and fart.
Moco nutritional : the one that comes with food (typically a few grains of rice or a seed of joy) that rises from the throat to the nose.
Moco pornographic: it is that looks like semen.
Moco comet, is that, to get it off your finger, it appears that viscous drag a tail ten times longer than him.
Moco Bubbalo : is that looks dry but has a liquid center.
Moco Ping Pong: the one that when you take it out, you are so solid that you can not resist the temptation to make a ball with him
slippery mucus, is one that every so often you have to aim for is to come out of your nose.
Moco crystal: it is he who swear that is a drop of water ... until you play.
Moco milk and cookies: the one that comes out of your nose, mixed with your breakfast, when you're choking.
Moco escapist : is that you take off the nose and find out, terrified, do not know where it was.
Moco treacherous, is the feeling that you get when you're giving a speech.
Moco that meets the dirt: is that when you take it out with your finger hides the dirt from your nails.
Moco mask: when you embarrass your face with mucus and, when dried, forms a film on the skin (leaves you so soft!).
Moco sadistic: the one that fills your nose right on the day that you forget the scarf.
Moco fingerprint : is that what you can not get on the scene of a crime because it could be printed your fingerprints on it.
Moco in shirtsleeves : the one with which, in the absence of tissue, using the sleeve to limpiártelo.
Moco Batman: when you blow always makes a 'batidillo' (and believed that the nose is the Batcave).
not steal. cartelito Definitely gives good advice. The author used a language unique and yet very clear, so that everyone understands. Retro Disco.
never thought the day would come to put this ...
Today we dedicate this space for a Mexican singer. He is the son of actors Veronica Castro and Manuel Valdés, "El Loco" (brother of Ramon Valdes, who portrayed Don Ramón in the program El Chavo del Ocho). At eighteen he recorded his first album Agua Nueva (1992). This album was a huge success in sales and radio airplay. In 1998 he participated in the soundtrack of the English version Disney film, Mulan, with 2 songs (Your Heart and strong men of action will be today.)
Personally I do not like singing "the bullet" this, but we must recognize that this song was catchy.
The dog, the leopard and monkey. / / Fashion Tirotera: How to Dress to win?. / / Justice!.
The dog, the leopard and monkey.
A man goes hunting to Africa and takes his dog to not feel alone in that place. One day, in the expedition, the dog, running after a butterfly leaves the group, gets lost and begins to wander alone Porla jungle. In this he sees how far he is a huge panther in full career. Seeing that the panther is going to eat, think fast what to do .. Seeing a pile of bones of a dead animal begins to chew. Then, when the panther is about to attack, the dog says
- Oh, how cute panther I just eat!.
The panther overhears and dry braking, turns and exits in terror thinking
Who knows what animal is this, I'm not going to eat me too!.
A monkey who was perched on a nearby tree and had seen and heard the scene runs after the panther to tell how the dog deceived:
- I'll be stupid. These bones were already there, plus a simple dog.
the puppy reaches realize the bitch that makes the monkey.
After the monkey Panther told the story of what he saw, the latter very angry tells the monkey
- Get on my back, let's see where that dog who eats who!.
And come running to find the puppy. The dog sees how far he comes back the panther, this time with the monkey gossip.
- now what do I do??, He thinks. all scared the dog.
So instead of running away, he sits with his back as if he had not seen, and as the leopard is about to attack again, the dog says
- This monkey son of a bitch, half an hour ago that I sent him to bring me another leopard, and still does not appear!
MORAL: "IN TIMES OF CRISIS, JUST IMAGINATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KNOWLEDGE.
Try to be imaginative as the dog avoid being stupid like the panther, but never be such a bastard as MONO. Tirotera Fashion: What to wear to win?.
There are many vices of fashionable men and women. Today we will start seeing only some of them. shirt button
Many men make the mistake of latching the top button of his shirt and almost acogotar to appear more seasoned. Stop breathing your neck, not self-asphyxiation with the button of his shirt, and hang with the tie. Open the top button of his shirt as chance so you can see some of the base of the neck. Nor fall at the end of tropical singer using both neck to see to it pubic hair shirt. Throw in Unless you're a teenager less than fifteen years, a rapper / hip hop / reggaeton artist of wide experience, or just lost ten kilos in a single afternoon, has no justification to use the pants below the waist. The high shot
The ultimate sign of aging male is the height at which use pants. As young teenagers have them in the knees, as men age tends to go up the waistband down to the version impresentable strapless dress pants. Worse is when the belt above the belly is set too so it does not slip his pants and left with an extra pinch that looks more like a pedestal made in craft class of primary school for a six years that were not devoted to sculpture in a pair as God intended. If accompanied with handles is even worse. white stockings Unless you're Michael Jackson in 1989, contesting Wimbledon tennis or play central marker for Real Madrid have no excuse to use white socks. Stay away of them. The combo dominated You realize that someone is totally dominated a couple and only see it from the moment you see it with the following combination: Bermuda sport beige dress, Lacoste shirt or green polo neck similar blue, water shoes and socks. If you're getting dressed, dear friend, you must go through a process of social rehabilitation and vestuarística. and nudity stockings There is a natural order that one must undress before having sex. Usually comes first shirt or shirt, obviously the shoes must be removed before anything below to avoid the penguin, but ... is key the following order. There is a small window of opportunity between taking off shoes and pants because of the fever, that must be used to pump two means, without jeopardizing the future of the bedridden. If you miss that opportunity, you will lose the ability to have good sex: You will be a naked man and half (if they are white even worse). No respecting woman allow a man with half-naked and touch her hair. And if you do ... you should ask yourself why. Well ladies and friends, I hope it will be useful, or at least to avoid major mistakes costume. I welcome your comments.
Justice!.
Al Fin justice was done ... I get the expected chapter ... The Runner Coyote eats, leave them below the video for what I still have not seen. Now we just need to eat Tweety Silvester.!
Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a English pop group active between 1981 and 1992, the period to which we must add a brief comeback in 1998 after six years of silence, a comeback that lasted just eight months from the double disc edition of a compilation that included seven new songs recorded for the occasion.
As I always say if you do not know the group, watch the video and listen that will surely one day it came to listen.
The dangers of self-medication. It is a good choice only in some specific cases ...
A young medical graduates and the father gives him a car. To premiere will go only to the north. Reaches puebo going to the gas station to refuel. The station was empty and no one cared. Honk and a boy appears and says:
- Lord is not going to meet anyone, the boss's daughter died and are all in the wake.
The boy thinks what I do now? Then, as he could no longer be going to the wake. He approaches the coffin and sees something strange. Called the father of the dead and says
- I am a doctor and this woman is not dead, is in a catatonic state. Do you groom the girl?
- Yes. "Says the father.
Then the young doctor says
- Well, bearing the body to a room and her boyfriend make love.
- Really doctor?
- Yes, take her to the room and the groom to make love. The groom takes the half-dead in the room, making love during one night and she comes back. The girl regained consciousness venues. All celebrate, the car loaded with gasoline and follows the doctor away. On the return trip after several days walking in the north, the doctor decides to go through the village to see how the girl was, to say hello to the nice people and get gas. Go to the station and plays the trumpet, and there was nobody. See the same kid as last time and says
- Doctor, thank goodness we came back, a week ago Don Zoilo grandfather died, and has given up the ass half the town and still not be resurrected.
- Moral: The medicine does not work very well at all. And above all ... Do not treat yourself! famous phrases absurd. celebrities sometimes do not speak as well as they should. There goes the next compilation: Jennifer Lopez "I have not committed any crime, which I was not enforcing the law." Christina Aguilera "Does anyone know where will the Cannes festival this year?" Ronaldo "We lost because we did not win." Pamela Anderson "It is not pollution that is harming the environment.'s The impurities in our air and our water that are doing it." Britney Spears "Movies today are rare, they make you think." George Bush "Most of our imports come from overseas." Mariah Carey "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can not mourn. I mean, I love to be skinny, but not with all those flies and death and those things. " Brooke Shields" Smoking kills and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life. " Victoria Beckham " Never in my life I have read a book, I do not have time, I prefer buy records. "Shakira " I will travel to Rome, because it is the birthplace of our Lord Jesus Christ. " Steve McLaren" It's an inexperienced, but is an expert for everything that ever lived. "Jessica Simpson " 23 years old, is about to be 25, which is to be between 20 and 30. " Thierry Henry" Sometimes in football you have to score goals. " Matthew McConaughey "A man should smell like men. 20 years ago I do not use deodorant." Piracy is good. Who said piracy was bad? After seeing this picture, I hope that piracy is spreading throughout the world without any problem. Retro Disco. Today we dedicate this space for a musician, one of the founders of rock and roll. Born in Highland Park, a suburb of Detroit, on July 6, 1925 and died in Texas on February 9, 1981. Watch the video out there not familiar with the interpreter, but the song sure they heard it once in your life. The Disco Retro today is for Bill Haley .
. / / The things I learned from American movies. / / Mickey Mouse arrested.
Euthanasia. Joke Courtesy Of Maria's Blog Collective Unconscious . Last night my dad and I were sitting in the living room of the house chatting about things in life ... and more ... we were talking about it to live / die. I said, Dad, never let me live in a vegetative state, depending on machines and liquids from a bottle. If I ever see in this state, please do not hesitate and unplug appliances that keep me alive.
'd rather die than live like this. So ..., my Dad got up with a face of wonder y. .. I unplugged the TV, DVD, cable, internet, pc, mp3, playstation, fixed telephone, I take my cell phone, notebook and I threw all the beer ...!! who gave him birth, old shit! Was not so ...! I almost died!!
Things we learned from American movies. * In any police investigation that price, you must visit at least a strip club. * All telephone numbers begin with U.S. 555. * Most dogs are immortal. * If someone is chasing you through the center of the city, you can always take them off sneaking off between the participants of the parade of St. Patrick's Day, whatever the season. * All beds have become stuck in reaching to the armpits in the case of women, and even hip, in the case of men. * All bags of groceries must contain at least a loaf of bread sticking out a bit. * It is easy to fly a plane and land it if there is someone in the control tower that can handle the operation by radio. * Once applied, lipstick, it is impossible to run the color ... but do diving. * Ventilation systems in buildings are the ideal hiding place: nobody I happen to look at them and also serve to highlight any part of the building without difficulty. * If you have to reload the gun, always have enough ammunition, even if you're naked. * It is very likely to survive any battle, unless you make the mistake of teaching someone a photo of your girlfriend. * If you have to impersonate a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language, to have a German accent will do. * If the city is threatened by a natural disaster or some kind of monster, the mayor's main concern will always be the future trade show or your next art exhibition. * Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. * A man does not flinch while taking a beating in the championship, but complains when a woman tries to clean his wounds. * If at some point is a glass of considerable size (especially if you have two men) is that someone will cross it in a moment. * The police commissioner is almost always black. * If you have to pay a taxi, do not look for a ticket in your wallet, takes what you have in your pocket at random. Always be the exact amount. * The crossbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from any part of the universe. * Kitchens do not have light switches. If you walk into a kitchen at night, by opening the refrigerator and be enlightened with the light interior. * In the case of ghosts or haunted house, women should investigate any strange noise some dressed only in lingerie or underwear. * Word processors never display a cursor, but always opens with a screen that says: Enter the password. This rule can be extended to all computer systems in general, only possible to drive for piano keyboard. * Every morning, mothers always cook eggs, bacon and waffles for the whole family, although her husband and their children will not have time to eat. * Cars that crash almost always end up blowing up, burning or both. * The police commissioner shall dismiss the detective always preferred, or give him 48 hours to finish the job. * A single match used to illuminate a room the size of a football stadium. * The inhabitants of medieval towns and villages had perfect teeth. * Even in the twentieth century can fire guns against an object that is out of reach, XXIII century people have lost this technology. * Any person who suffers a nightmare, will join at once in bed and gasp sweaty. * Needless to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations. * While we drive a perfectly straight downhill, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel left and right every so often. * The pumps are equipped with timers that have screens with large red numbers so that one knows when they will explode. * It is always possible to park in front of the building you will visit. * A detective only solve a case that has been dismissed or fired. * If you decide to start dancing in the street, you'll notice that everyone around you knows the steps. * Almost any laptop has enough power to break the communications system of invasive alien civilization, and also uses the same programming language ... * No matter if your enemies outnumber you during a fight involving martial arts: attack you one by one, as expected, with aggressive gesture, to go running with their peers. * If a person remains unconscious after being hit on the head, never suffer concussion or brain damage. * No need to participate in a car chase in a hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will suffer an untimely fainting. * Police stations submit their agents to tests that have the personality to patrol partner to another is precisely the opposite of him. * When they are alone, foreigners prefer to speak English among themselves. * There is always a chainsaw hand if you need it. * In seconds, no lock can resist if you have at hand a credit card or a clip, unless the only gateway to a burning house with a child trapped inside. * A electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will not leave lasting damage in a child of eight years. * In the news always give a story that has a direct relationship with yourself at that moment.
Mickey Mouse arrested. note, news flash! Mickey Mouse has been arrested! It seems odd scam was planned with SpongeBob. I knew that behind these characters had something hidden. XD
Retro Disco. Today we dedicate this space duo Dutch rapper Ray Slijngaard and singer Anita Doth between 1991 and 1996, and Romy and Marion in 1998. This became the first hybrid of hardcore, underground and pop. are known thanks to its appearance in the game Dance Dance Revolution with his song Twilight Zone, Maximum Overdrive, No Limit and Tribal Dance, and the appearance of short tracks in films like Space Jam and Final Destination 3. This video song is widely used in some sporting events. Listen to it and remember. The Disco Retro today is to 2 Unlimited .
Secretary smart. / / Signals that it is better to give the night ended. / / Play Bambi. Journal
Secretary smart.
A mature man hired a secretary. She was young, witty, graceful and, above all, very beautiful. One day while taking dictation, she noticed that her boss had his fly open. He finished the dictation and prepared to leave the office when, before closing the door, said: - Certainly, sir, the door of his headquarters is open. The man did not understand the commentary, however, he soon realized that the closure of his pants was down. The man was amused the way in which his secretary had referred to the small incident and decided to take the opportunity to flirt a bit, so called his office: - Tell me, Miss, when he saw my barracks door was open, why do not happen was also a soldier at attention? - Oh, no, sir! All I saw was a war veteran thrown helpless two year old backpacks. face of all this is a moral : "Who says you should not, listen to what they should not"
Signs that it is better to terminate night. 1. No you have not the faintest idea of \u200b\u200bwhere your friends / os. 2. You do not have any idea of \u200b\u200bwhere you left the car ... for ... did you come by car? 3. You are fully convinced or that dancing with your arms above your head, shaking the c *** and yelling WOO HOO is truly the world's sexiest step. 4. Suddenly you decide you want someone tubes and honestly think you can do it. 5. You start singing 80's songs loudly ... and you show off your dancing skills to the car next to you ... 6. Every 10 minutes you have a tremendous need to go to the bathroom. 7. When you sit, the people and the room begin to spin. 8. Drag both the language which nobody understands what you say and when they ask "what?" not even you remember what you were talking. 9. You think of the bright idea that you're going to create less problems for your friend staying to sleep in the house of some sort. 10. You discover that you are taking a glass that is neither yours ... do not know where did you get .... 11. Really excited to show you when someone offers you money for giving a kiss to your friend or (when in fact they have done for free). 12. Suddenly you discover that you started smoking and actually doing what you do well. 13. Your makeup is smeared all over your face ... and somehow you managed to squeeze 5 types .. fine yours ... 14. The need to take off articles clothing becomes incredibly intolerable. 15. It seems that your eyes have no desire to stay open by themselves, then keep them half closed and you start to believe that high is really sexy .... 16. Puteás the bartender, because you think that is screwing you and gave you just grapefruit, but that's just because you feel you no longer taste the vodka more ... 17. You think you're in your bed ... but your pillow feels too much like the bathroom floor ... 18. Your hugs seem increasingly wrestling moves. 19. You start to believe you're a very good dancer and within the reach becomes your dance partner. 20. You got shoes ... because you believe it is their fault that you can not walk properly .... 21. At a time when you are preparing to leave ... and suddenly you're shot or in an armchair, and you can not remember what happened in the middle. 22. You call your ex girlfriend or a million times, will you let you send messages and voice mails saying they should be more often ... 23. Suddenly you discover you hugging strangers and holding long conversations about your life with people who did not see before, or seem to care much. 24. The only way to decipher what you're taking is because of the color (and hopefully) because all have the same taste. Play Bambi. I was amazed when I saw this toy, and more when I saw it of the Disney brand. Bambi did not know that he likes to take for ... ahem. XD
Retro Disco. Today we dedicate this space for a rock musician who was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina on October 23, 1951. It is one of the most recognized performers, composers and producers South American rock. Sui Generis of the duo, the band making machine Birds and Seru Giran. Not my personal taste, but I have to admit I like this topic. Watch and listen video. The Disco Retro today is to Charly García.
a woman in a week on a boat. / / Horoscope pessimistic. / / Baby giants.
Journal
a woman in a week on a boat.
My Diary ... Day 1
I'm ready for this wonderful cruise. I have chosen my best clothes. I'm excited!
My Diary ... Day 2
We've been all day at sea. She was beautiful, I saw some dolphins and whales. How well the holidays begin! Today I found the captain and it seemed an interesting man.
My Diary ... Day 3
I've been all day in the pool, surfing and making golf balls. The Captain invited me to his table for dinner. It was an honor and I had wonderful. He is a very attractive and attentive.
My Diary ... Day 4
I've been in the ship's casino and won € 110. Captain invited me to dine with him at his cabin. We had a luxurious and spectacular dinner with foie gras, oysters, caviar and champagne. He asked me if I stayed with him and declined. I told him I did not want to be unfaithful to my husband.
My Diary ... Day 5
I returned to the pool and I burned a little sun. I've gone to the piano bar to spend the rest of the day. The Captain invited me to a drink, truth is that it is a lovely man. I asked again if he wanted to spend the night with him and I again say no. I replied that if he continued refusing to be with him, would sink the ship. I've been terrified.
My Diary ... Day 6
Today I saved about 1,600 people ... Four times !!!!¡'m so happy!
Horoscopo pessimistic.
Aries:
You have a wild imagination and often think I pursued the FBI and the CIA. You do not have practically no influence on your friends and people hate you to get the powerful. You lack confidence and you're a shit-stirring @. Taurus :
Sos practical and persistent. You have a dog determination and work like hell. Most people think you're a square and headstrong. What we're actually a fucking communist. Geminis :
're a quick and intelligent thinker. I like you people because you're bisexual. You have a tendency to wait too long for too little. That means you're a stingy son pu # @. The Geminis are known for their tendency to incest. Cancer :
nice and you're very concerned about the problems of others, what makes you an idiot. You're always putting off everything. So you will spend your life depending on charity and you'll never be worth anything. In prison, all are of Cancer. Leo :
you consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. You're vain and you can not tolerate criticism. Most Leos are bullies. Your arrogance is desgradable. Those born under Leo are thieves who enjoy masturbating more than having sex. Virgo :
Sos the logical type and hate disorder. Your attitude shit retail board is sickening to your friends and colleagues. You're cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while having sex. Virgos are good for managing collective or be pimps. Libra :
Sos the artistic type and it's hard enough to actually handle yourself. If you're a man, you're probably queer. The chances of employment and earning money are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Librans die of a venereal disease. Scorpio :
're the worst of the lot. You're shrewd in business but not trustworthy. You're going to reach the pinnacle of success based on your total lack of ethics. You're the perfect son pu # @. Most Scorpios are murdered deserved. Sagittarius :
Sos optimistic and enthusiastic. You've got an undeniable tendency to lean on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You're a turd. Capricorn :
're conservative you afraid of chances. Basically, you're a chicken detestable. There has never been an important Capricorn. You should kill yourself.
Aquarium:
You have a clever mind and inclined to be progressive. You're quite a liar. Make the same mistakes over and over again because you're stupid. Everyone thinks you're a fucking p3l0tu & o. Pisces :
're the type pioneer and you think that most people are stupid. You're quick to take things on face, impatient and want to give advice to everyone. All they do is alienate anyone with whom you have contact. You're a foul.
giant babies. These pretty girls dressed up as babies, trying to take care of every detail possible, such as diapers, clothes, shoes ... and the "pacifier." Linde is for ... Retro Disco.
Today we dedicate this space for a German band of synth-pop that was popular in the 1980's. At first it was called Forever Young, but when the first album out, they decided to change his name.
No knew this group, but I really liked the song when he hears it on a compilation of plays tennis tournament I'm playing (by the way I say go 1st round, dedicated to my friends who want to see me fall fast) prepared by the organizer.
And the title is not intended to be pejorative. I have a hunch, I can not help. I ran to read me the IOC report just published (amazed a few minutes to find as alarmist headlines in the mainstream press, the vested interests, that of disinformation, irresponsibility that ...) and I recognize that I took a joy. A little happiness , after much reading in English, which soon turned into optimism, and English form, and that led me to become interested in the mechanisms of the vote tomorrow. Known these, now I have a hunch, nothing disturbed, and nothing less, than the first black U.S. president (that seemed to call to rejoice in life and that more than one-unhappy-still waiting on your couch sky). If this man unfolds in three days the same gear that showed London to poach those of 12, there is nothing to do ... but let us not the worst. 
